I don’t have time for this.

“anything and everything fan related” is an interesting way to say all the stuff that directly infringes on their property.

You also forgot :

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

First, yes this would be the NA version, because of the feet thing. It’s played in the Japanese language because that changes things to metric, also providing a slight advantage in the Homerun Contest. (The English language stage is slightly different from the Japanese language stage.) The character select screen was…

No puppet.

*have run

“The Manhunters (an ancient race of assholes)“

I’m going to buy this and drive an hour up to my parents house and use their landline to make the long-distance phone call to Redmond Washington. They’re going to be pissed just like they were 25 years ago.

SEE

I know a thing or two about getting punched in the dick, and let me tell you sir, your comment deserves just that!

Phrasing

Meanwhile, Jacksonville can’t even find a way to sack their own coach.

No, they didn’t. Get the story right. They didn’t boo Santa. They booed some drunk fan who was dressed as Santa. The Santa the Eagles hired got stuck in traffic. Management pulled the first Santa they saw in the stands. He was really skinny. This was in the middle of many bad season caused mostly by the cheapness of…

When you get caught moaning your ex’s name and have to think of a quick lie

Because there’s not much anyone can add in the way of commentary, here’s the song that was playing in the background:

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

every weekend is a high school reunion in my hometown.

which is why i couldn't be happier that i live 1,500 miles from home and we've never had a formal reunion. because fuck those people so hard.