Loners make the best leaders because darkness and no parents.

Calling it now: Savitar might be Eddie. He’s trapped in the Speedforce following his disappearance. He runs in a tunnel (he enters and exits the speedforce itself) and only speedsters can see him because of their connection to it, he cannot be out for more than a minute or two at a time, he wants to “return” and needs…

I don’t have time for this.

“anything and everything fan related” is an interesting way to say all the stuff that directly infringes on their property.

You also forgot :

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

First, yes this would be the NA version, because of the feet thing. It’s played in the Japanese language because that changes things to metric, also providing a slight advantage in the Homerun Contest. (The English language stage is slightly different from the Japanese language stage.) The character select screen was…

No puppet.

*have run

I wish him good luck to get a million from me. And as long as he doesn’t give it Trump, he can give it towhoever he wants, including Joe Exotic.

“The Manhunters (an ancient race of assholes)“

I’m going to buy this and drive an hour up to my parents house and use their landline to make the long-distance phone call to Redmond Washington. They’re going to be pissed just like they were 25 years ago.

Cotton Candy flavored vape juice, or direct candy ripoffs like Jolly Rancher flavored juice... what do I win?

SEE

Either your keyboard is broken or you’re hella drunk.

I know a thing or two about getting punched in the dick, and let me tell you sir, your comment deserves just that!

Super Villain Origin Story....

Phrasing

every weekend is a high school reunion in my hometown.

which is why i couldn't be happier that i live 1,500 miles from home and we've never had a formal reunion. because fuck those people so hard.