beats me.

wheel regularly wins its time slot in many (if not most, if not almost all) of the markets in which it airs.

stop giving him attention.

happened in wilkes-barre, pennsylvania. really the only notable thing about my hometown.

OK. i’m gay, let me say that up front.

star fox.

yeah i gotta be honest, she’s in the wrong here. so is her ex-boss, to be clear, but she’s not an innocent victim.

fair enough. but these friends of mine were predicting, months in advance, that pokken would kill the smash scene in our area. that we’d be having pokken regionals within a year.

best use of the metal gear solid “!” sound effect i’ve ever seen.

i think you’re damn close to alone. i could fill a few school buses with friends of mine who were beyond hyped for pokken and abandoned it within a month. among my friends—most of whom are competitive smash players—rivals of aether is leaps and bounds ahead of pokken when it comes to level of interest. RIVALS. OF.…

so he just plays an asshole? i can never decide if that’s better or worse than actually being one.

well it would be the bayley to big E i would think, and i would pay cash money for that match.

melee is simultaneously toxic and not growing. the truth is—and sorry if this makes you sad—smash 4 is the one that’s growing. melee will be dead inside of 5 years.

+1 bayley to bellies

way to plagiar...i mean somewhat rewrite while misspelling the station’s call letters and the name of the head basketball coach!

stickerbrush symphony was the only good thing about this video. it might be better if it wasn’t covered in a 12-foot high pile of banana scented bullshit.

way to give him free publicity for his shitty “communications consulting” operation. he wins!

that’s my birthright as a gay man!

a truly spectacular post from what i can only assume is a phillies fan who’s run out of real jokes to make at the mets’ expense.

fair enough!