i may not have liked some of the DLC we ended up getting, but i can tell you i did not shed a tear for not having gotten goku, and i don’t know anyone (in my fairly large group of competitive smash playing friends/frenemies/nemeses) else who did either.

someone wake me up when dabbing isn’t a thing anymore. so, what, like july?

...attractive?

who. the fuck. cares.

why would anyone want to confirm this story? it’s exactly none of the following things: epic, funny, interesting, memorable, worth the time it takes to read all those tweets.

as a gay star wars fan, please no. because if he and/or finn turn(s) out to be gay, then that’s all they are. “the gay ones. you know, the gay ones in star wars. no, not the gold robot, the dudes. yeeeeeeah, them.”

get a gamecube, component cables and a copy of rogue leader. it’s INSANE how well that game still hold up. visuals, audio, gameplay...it’s all still incredible.

coach K, all those floors j.j. redick slapped would like to have a word with you.

ok you know what, LOLMets is hilarious and all, but i’m pretty sure if you or i had blood clots in our bladders and were pissing blood, we’d be freaking the fuck out too.

why NOT rayman or snake indeed.

sorry, no. not with batman and superman. these are THE most iconic comic book characters ever. EVER. how are we not supposed to be sad/furious when they keep getting treated so poorly?

incoming combo sports fan/competitive gamer who’s here to tell you LoL is not sports. competition, yes. not sports. kinda like chess.

are you though? or are you wrestling with them vicariously through your 4-year-old daughter? i’m not trying to be an asshole, i’m honestly asking. because there’s a huge difference between the two. a 4-year-old who can honestly wrestle with those heavy issues is wise well beyond her (or his) years, because in my…

people who know they’re going to hate things need to stop watching them, hating them, and then vomiting words onto the internet about how much they hated them.

because it wasn’t the “golden age of television”, where every show was overwrought with twists and turns and huge hollywood names who haven’t been huge hollywood names in a while. in the late 80s and early 90s, this is what we got. and we loved it for what it was—hilariously awful television.

can confirm.

pretty neat that someone being paid to write about video games can’t tell zelda games apart.

#EhhhDoTheyReallyThough

unfortunately in baltimore, he could win with 99% of the vote and come in with about 750 amazing ideas to actually make a difference, and the depression-era comically infuriating baltimore political machine will chew him up and spit him out. martin o’malley accomplished a lot because he was a master game player.…

i bought it, i’m ashamed to say. i wanted my wii u on day 1, and that was the only way to get it. now i have a 1 TB external drive, and life is just fine.