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i watched batman returns again this past weekend. first time in a few years. man, it really sucked, i have to be honest.

if you count paper mario as its own franchise, sure. if you consider that super mario is THE most popular gaming franchise of all time, let alone within nintendo...still, sure. the point is that to me, and many others, fire emblem is not nearly popular or relevant enough to have as many characters in smash as it does.

you’re goddamn right i’m salty. i’m not a FE fan. i get why people are, but i’m not. so every time i see another one coming to the roster—from a series of games i do not play—i’m salty because it’s a spot that could have gone to dixie kong, king k. rool, paper mario, midna, or someone else from some other franchise i

slowly, my ass. this got very scary, and VERY sad, in a hurry. someone in his life needs to stop waxing their corvettes and take care of him, because right now it is abundantly clear that johnny manziel cannot take care of himself.

i don’t see what’s underhanded about it. this is marketing in the 21st century. icky? maybe. but i don’t see anything devious or deceptive about it.

sure looks like he had the phone in his hand. i agree, he probably needs to surround himself with some better people/non-sycophants, but in this particular case it looks like he’s the one to blame for the video getting out. because he’s the one who took it.

yes. you have to stop the video you’re watching, which takes you back to the last menu, from which you can get to the other menus. it’s annoying. but i’m guessing this is actually hulu’s fault and they need to update the app to work with the remote.

as a (mediocre at best) competitive smash player, i can tell you that 99.999% of the reason melee players don’t like smash 4...is quite simply that it’s not melee. nothing they do will ever satisfy those people, short of remaking melee down to EVERY. EXACT. DETAIL, only in HD.

bet you $5 it’s a 37 year old named brody or duncan or (insert douchy name here) who lives in his parents’ old rumpus room.

the whole “___ opening in GTA V” needs to stop being a thing. the first few were clever. now, though...teletubbies? let’s pack it in folks.

actually, the holdup could have quite a bit to do with the fact that disney does not own 100% of ESPN as everyone thinks they do. hearst owns a good sized chunk and, i imagine, would get a say in matters like this.

...no, mike. no, they most certainly do not.

...yet.

i tried playing with the costume on and it was just too distracting. for one thing, kevin conroy’s voice is not meant to come out of that suit.

but once i put on the batmobile skin...i’ve never looked back. the only thing that would make me change it is a faithful replica of the burton batmobile.

i would have gone with “consistent with his track record, mcnabb’s statement fell far short of its intended target”, but a good todd pinkston joke never hurt anyone.


everyone. i am aware james earl jones is still alive. that’s the joke.

james earl jones is spinning in his grave.

no overworld map?