embrace the futility. it is the only way.

as a mets fan, i starred it, and would star it again.

mario 64 was missing from that video, too. they focused on the ones that made it into mario maker.

the poll is open for a long while yet. i imagine lucas, ryu and roy are not the end of the DLC characters.

omg i’ve so missed gamexplain stories on kotaku! you’ve made my day!

i think you mean “blight” on society. also “pour” yourself.

i barely made it out of the SBTB movie with my higher brain functions intact. i’ll have to pass on this one, because i want to LIVE DAMMIT, LIVE

because nothing says “high-minded debate” like emojis.

why would one DLC character be a different price than another? surely that wouldn’t trigger a whole new round of “FUK NINTENDO LOLZ” bullshit.

they should charge as many living german citizens as possible.

21 minutes? i mean...21 minutes?

nothing the US can do about the slavery.

in most jurisdictions, yes. though minors can be charged as adults if the crime is severe enough. i doubt this would rise to that level.

it’ll be hilarious to watch the 2nd base umpire screaming at no one during the crab shuffle.

i know, right? good thing kotaku doesn’t write stories based around their videos 5 times a week...

oh wait.

still waiting for an answer.

i don’t care for starcraft—or warcraft or LOL—so for me, no, it wouldn’t be worth watching on TV...hell, i play smash bros. competitively (though i’m not that good...or really good at all), and i wouldn’t even want to watch THAT on TV.

for the record, i agree with all of you. NASCAR, chess, spelling bee, bartending, magic...all gotta go. and yet, i’d watch all of those before i wasted a minute of my life on the NBA or watching stephen a. smith’s face buried in floyd mayweather’s tiny, tiny crotch.

i have no fear of making the “yeah, but video games aren’t sports” argument, but since ESPN devotes air time to poker, competitive eating and scrabble...i’m gonna leave that particular bullet in the chamber.

OH MY GOODNESS ANOTHER GAMEXPLAIN VIDEO I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE THIS HERE AT ALL EVEN A LITTLE BIT

i would very much like someone from kotaku to answer this question i’ve been asking for months:

are you guys getting paid by gamexplain? because hardly a day goes by without one of their videos—ranging in quality from “mediocre” to “my eyes and ears are simultaneously bleeding”—in a story. or providing the basis for…