Maybe this will all really end with an autistic child shaking a White House snowglobe...

Howard the Duck was, for the majority of his career, based out of Cleveland. He’s a transplanted New Yorker of very recent vintage.

That’s what Jessica gets for complaining about the scarf.

Either you die a Ripley, or you live long enough to become the Burke.

Here’s what I learned from working in corp america for 30+ years for a Fortune 15, medium sized, and small sized companies.

Elizabeth Debicki presents the opposite problem, she too tall.

She is 6'3" though....

No need to be caucasian if you’re painted blue.

Well, Scarlett certainly isn’t anywhere near 5'10- 6', so...

-Experienced Stand-In

THANK YOU. I’ve been writing and deleting and re-writing and deleting comments figuring out how to express this. I find it patronizing and obtuse whenever people consider protests or simply the act of acknowledging inequality “divisive.” Like, apparently everyone got along just fine until someone had to go on and…

Would it matter?

“Divisive” is a word people who see themselves as the default use to mean “dares to disagree with me.”

Someone should be along to invoke MLK any second to explain why these protests aren’t right. That they know little of his life and work will have no bearing.

It’s super common to do this. Just about any blog with any sort of readership does sponsored content of some sort.

“It’s almost like they don’t want to hear it at all and would prefer a landscape of uniform, conformist denial!”

Clayton Bigsby would like to talk to you.

That would be an extremely low ball figure for this kind of work and you would be required by the FTC to disclose it.

Just because you guys are in the pocket of BIG FUCKING ON THE SUBWAY doesn’t mean you should criticize other websites for how they make money.

That is, uh, not how websites make money