Google result totals are not a sufficient substitute for etymology.

Sure I’ll do a payment plan. You pay, in one installment.

This, right here, is why Jalopnik will always be great, no matter how much the editors, Gawker Media, or Nick Denton himself might try to fuck it up.

Looks like a gray, Rubbermaid 50 gallon trash can. More than likely, on a swivel roller wheel base as well. Pretty handy to have to clean up messes. We have about 6 in our production/warehouse area.

Yup. Jay Leno, by far. Not even a question. He’s got all the money in the world and some of the greatest cars ever built, but still hangs out with regular car guys and appreciates every part of car culture. Here’s a video of him just having an absolute blast in some dude’s beat-to-hell Honda S600 with a 1000cc…

Feel free to use dickpickle too - that’s one of my favs ;)

You know what would be funny? If some of those bicyclists had two way radios and told their buddies further up the hill and they threw spike strips out on the road. To see one of these assholes rolling coal on four flat tires would be funny.

one day I got coal rolled in my accord by a guy in a ford truck presumably because I was in a Japanese vehicle... but the irony is that my accord was built in Ohio and much of his ford was built in Mexico

Yeah, but *when* was it ahead of its time?

It’s going YAY!!!!

Am I alone in thinking the c7 is overwrought and ugly?

I just recently watched the movie Who Killed The Electric Car.

I’ll allow it.

I’ll allow it.

...This is parody, right? Poe's law is in full effect here.

anyone who didn't laugh at this part of borderlands 2 the first time they saw it should climb out of their own ass and learn to laugh at things once in a while.

You guys, a flying, mid-engine Corvette from Pontiac that gets 50mpg and never needs an oil change is just two years away.

Dude was from my home town

Comic Sans.