...This is parody, right? Poe's law is in full effect here.

anyone who didn't laugh at this part of borderlands 2 the first time they saw it should climb out of their own ass and learn to laugh at things once in a while.

You guys, a flying, mid-engine Corvette from Pontiac that gets 50mpg and never needs an oil change is just two years away.

Dude was from my home town

Comic Sans.

What?! No more classic Coach & Winston mess arounds, then.

I'm just here to make sure my name, or likeness, doesn't show up.

Dear Bros,

I'd say the Cygnet is more like a Cessna in a hangar full of SR-71s.

Primered and ready for a new paint job!

In order to be properly enjoyed, Sucker Punch must be watched with the volume off and a copy of Queensryche's Empire blasting full volume on the stereo. The Heavy Metal soundtrack or a collection of Juno Reactor songs is also suitable.

Fly away, wonderful F1, fly away...

To expose the farce that is gamergate.

Here's the problem - even if you assume that 95% of GamerGate is actually about "ethics in gaming journalism," that's still a dumbass thing to be spending your time fretting about.

If you are a rational human being you would not ally yourself with GG.

My derriere isn't just toned. It's Bertoned.

McLaren LaMcLaren?

Sexy E85 costume.

I learned from my waiting days that the customer who orders a well done steak gets the shittiest cut of meat in the walk-in.

Yup. Forget the adorably, fully-stocked antique kitchen I found at a thrift store. No, my kid is busy with a week-old balloon animal that basically looks like a large pink condom at this point.