You probably HATE it when your peas touch your mashed potatoes...

I’d like to be an X-wing pilot who’s married to Christina Hendricks. Doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen. And bitching about it certainly isn’t gonna be much help.

Indeed. And STILL more than Trump or Carson. That’s how low the bar is set.

Thank you for perfectly articulating the way I generally feel about Rand Paul (who is, unfortunately, my senator.)

The availability of Plex now makes the Apple TV a viable option for my household. It only took 4 iterations...

“Do I really need ALL my songs ALL the time?”

Ironically, the fact that, yes, I DO want/need ALL my music ALL the time is the reason I’m pissed they killed the iPod Classic. I’ve still got my 160gb Classic but the battery doesn’t hold a charge anymore. Regardless, from my cold dead hands...

Frankly, I would like to thank the GOP for providing us an opportunity to see just how capable Sec. Clinton is under pressure, how measured she can be in the face of aggressive hostility, and how fully prepared she is to be President and Commander in Chief. Politically speaking I’m still a Bernie supporter, but…

Oops, I misspoke. The 100 miles and 2.5 gallon tank thing was about my old Honda VT700. The VTX had about a 5 gallon tank, but still no fuel indicator.

Many motorcycles below a certain price point have absolutely no fuel indicator of any kind. I had a Honda VTX-1300 with neither gauge nor light. I basically just had to reset my trip odometer (which it DID have, thankfully) on every fill-up and remember to start looking for gas stations around 100 miles. It was about…

Apropos, the Delorean is like this as well.

Guess what, friendo. I’ve been playing guitar and bass for 30 years and not only do I LOVE Deadmau5’s music (and yes, it’s music) but I know I could never in a million years be able to do what he does. And neither could you. Open your ears and your mind a little. Music is everywhere. And Deadmau5 is 100% legit.

Watched the video a couple of times now and I just can’t get over how awesomely the rider de-escalated this. Road-ragin’ old man comes up and punches me and my ladyfriend, regardless of what I may or may not have done, and there’s no way I’d handle it this well. Even if I was in the right.

Rider dude deserves a fucking…

Bright enough, but that also won’t melt the taillight covers. A friend of mine made this mistake during the blacked-out-taillight craze in the late-90s. He got really, REALLY dark taillights for his Jetta on eBay and was like, “I’ll just get extra bright bulbs to make up for it.” Less than a week later, he had these…

ah mah gah, it’s such a crap joke, but I laugh EVERY TIME at “bimmer! bimmer! bimmer! bimmer! bimmer!”

Looks like I’ll be sticking with my beloved Huy Fong. Good to know.

People get pissy when I put it on stuff sometimes; as though what I put on MY food affects them in any way. “How do you know it NEEDS sriracha?” Well, Captain Busypants, it’s not about “need.” I don’t put sriracha (or salt for that matter) on my food…

“while they sparingly sip on their low-fat non-whip decaf grande chai tea latte’s, because they’re totally allergic to gluten and have sensitive stomachs, don’t-you-fucking-know”

Wow. And people say hybrid owners are smug assholes...

One may be cosmetic. Uncommon, but not unheard of.

“This is like the Sistine Chapel of self-delusion.”

Brilliant.

Around 2002 I sold a ‘97 Explorer to a guy for $7000. The sale itself was painless, but the dude never registered it in his name. About a year after the sale I started getting letters from the Cincinnati PD (I live in Lexington) saying my 1997 Ford Explorer had been impounded due to unpaid traffic/parking tickets and…