Watched the video a couple of times now and I just can’t get over how awesomely the rider de-escalated this. Road-ragin’ old man comes up and punches me and my ladyfriend, regardless of what I may or may not have done, and there’s no way I’d handle it this well. Even if I was in the right.

Rider dude deserves a fucking…

I love the way he says “millimeter” like, really fast...

Bright enough, but that also won’t melt the taillight covers. A friend of mine made this mistake during the blacked-out-taillight craze in the late-90s. He got really, REALLY dark taillights for his Jetta on eBay and was like, “I’ll just get extra bright bulbs to make up for it.” Less than a week later, he had these…

ah mah gah, it’s such a crap joke, but I laugh EVERY TIME at “bimmer! bimmer! bimmer! bimmer! bimmer!”

Looks like I’ll be sticking with my beloved Huy Fong. Good to know.

People get pissy when I put it on stuff sometimes; as though what I put on MY food affects them in any way. “How do you know it NEEDS sriracha?” Well, Captain Busypants, it’s not about “need.” I don’t put sriracha (or salt for that matter) on my food…

“while they sparingly sip on their low-fat non-whip decaf grande chai tea latte’s, because they’re totally allergic to gluten and have sensitive stomachs, don’t-you-fucking-know”

Wow. And people say hybrid owners are smug assholes...

One may be cosmetic. Uncommon, but not unheard of.

“This is like the Sistine Chapel of self-delusion.”

Brilliant.

W1n5t0n from Cory Doctorow’s “Little Brother.”

Around 2002 I sold a ‘97 Explorer to a guy for $7000. The sale itself was painless, but the dude never registered it in his name. About a year after the sale I started getting letters from the Cincinnati PD (I live in Lexington) saying my 1997 Ford Explorer had been impounded due to unpaid traffic/parking tickets and…

I read that the Cavalier, at least in the 2-door iteration, also has the distinction of being one of the least survivable cars in an accident (tied with the 2-door Blazer). Or something like that. My memory is fuzzy on it, but I remember reading some NTSB report back in the day with stats to this effect.

The only things I could manage to say as I left the theater were “holy shit” and “jesus christ.”

I read that at the time, the video for “Cosmic Girl” was one of the most expensive videos ever made because they wrecked two or three of his exotics during filming. Can’t find a source right now, but I definitely read that on some “top ten most expensive music videos” list somewhere.

Doesn’t he own Coco Chanel’s Benz…

Yeah, but is it wider than a Hummer H1?

How about with mirrors?

In other news, I just added “twatwaffle,” “brotard,” and “cuntstick” to my lexicon. And I thank you for it.

My response to those who insist on “balance” is this:

One guy says “kill all the puppies.”
Another guy says “don’t kill any puppies.”
“Balance” dictates that we kill half the puppies.

Cancel the F-35. Cut the losses. Scrap what’s been built. Use the money to upgrade the far more capable and economical A-10s (or build new ones). Problem solved.

“assdrooler”

Perfect.

WITH mirrors:

So you’re saying that adding mirrors to the H1’s already 86.5” width is still gonna come up less than 96.8”? BOTH mirrors add less than 10” to the overall width?

You’re saying THESE mirrors: