Age difference between a 24-year-old and a 28-year-old: barely worth mentioning.

I absolutely agree. It didn't take long for all the Jalop Prius-bashing to get old, and there are still a lot of guys who think it's cool to keep doing it. I was just making a joke about how some might think that Prius hate is the unspoken requirement for being, as you say, "THE Jalop." :)

But does he have an appropriate level of hate for the Prius?

I think complaining about a lack of minorities on Downton Abbey is like complaining about a lack of women in The Shawshank Redemption.

Ahhh, Kucinich. He's... special. But have ya' seen his wife?

Jesus Camp?

Also... WHY is there a Wayne's World game?

We get signal!

Yes! MOAR POO!

And, if you try, you can usually get that record wiped clean. I know this because it's part of what I do for a living.

Oh, right. I don't live in the real world.

Wow. A lot of personal attacks on me for my comment, which was made in good faith and was, I thought, perfectly reasoned and rational.

I work for a state law enforcement agency. We post mugshots and attach them to press releases all the time. They are public record. Every attorney I've spoken to, public sector AND private sector, says there's nothing that prevents any law enforcement agency from providing these photos pretty much any way they want.

Yes. This.

I've seen some Saturns & Pontiacs (they only seem to be GM products) in what I call Metallic Diarrhea. It's a bizarre, pearlescent orange/brown color that actually makes me physically ill when I see it. Unfortunately, I don't know the official name for this offensive hue so I couldn't really find a photo. You GOTTA…

FOR loop for skills will only display the first two skills. Better to use foreach ($skills as $skill) and then echo $skill[0] and $skill[1]. In fact, all of the FOR loops should be changed to this.

So I take it you are NOT familiar with the gain-weight-grow-boobs concept? When most women's weight fluctuates, the boobs are often the first thing to noticeably change. I'm reasonably sure she has had absolutely NO work done. A dye job hardly counts.

DEFINITELY a guy running the camera. #boobies

Aaaand there it is...