Honestly, her skin is so thin, I don’t know how she doesn’t die just from shaving her legs.

Makes me wonder if her name was on the list.

That scene is just delicious. The moment when they all stare at Francis is like watching a pride of lionesses assess a spindly antelope and then decide it really isn’t worth the bother.

Thank you! That is glorious. The way he says, “You think you could do better?” and they all just look at him like, “Bitch, please,” is wonderful. Ugh, shut up, Francis.

1997, my mom a private pilot, my brother and I flew to a family reunion, from Seattle to Helena MT. We get there to find the entire family reunion had be relocated to a remote cabin. With no way to get there we hung out at my uncles house, and by out I mean outside in the yard until the family reunion returned the…

I’m not sure how much of an outright disaster this is, but it was pretty funny, so I figured I’d share.

Everything about this case is so , so sad to me.

Kansas: where poor women are forced to have children but are not allowed to bring said children to the pool or the movies, or spend more than $25 a day on said children.

Blow jobs are a privilege not a right. I enjoy blowing my bf but he is one of those mid 30s inexperienced guys and had only been asked to perform on a lady a couple of times. In his defense he also tried to stop me when I went down on him when we were waiting for a meteor shower early in our relationship because he…

Stop dismissing your own intuition!

Your point is well taken, and you're completely correct. I wanted to State with that, because I want to be clear I am not dismissing or disagreeing with your point.

This has made me realize that my dad did this to me somewhat on the regular too. When I was a kid we used to dive together and I went to a marine biology camp. When I was about 14 we were going for a dive and he was taking forever to get ready so I decided to jump in the water and snorkel around to cool off while I…

real talk: yarn is muy expensivo. Especially enough to make a blanket larger than for a preemie infant.

Mostly all I see is that she's wearing a CRAP ton of makeup (understandable) and that she has minor acne. Don't stone me but I love when I see celebs with acne. Even (especially?) Beyoncé, because it makes me feel less bad about mine. If you have millions of dollars to spend on skin treatments and you STILL breakout?…

Oh, God. How embarrassing, a British chili recipe. Think of what that must be like. I'd feel better about having inadvertently attached fetish porn.

I read some comment (can't remember who wrote it) that made a really good point, which is that people use "females" to sound scientific when they make generalizations about women. Like, they're acting like these things they have supposedly observed about women are the result of biological essentialism. "Females are…

Have you tried Cerave? It's a great option for hyaluronic moisturizer and is very reasonably priced (drugstore price). Great for sensitive skin as well. No, most self-adjusting ones don't work great especially when you know your tone and undertone so well. Some of the newer serum-like ones have made big strides…

This is brilliant! Thank you for posting!

Agreed. Wanting to marry an investment banker isn't the same thing as wanting to marry someone who pulls their own goddamned weight. Yes, I'm successful and career-oriented, but I don't have the kind of income by myself on which one could support two people and a baby. Which means my partner needs to work. Not work so…