Not personally, but I know a handful of people who have been—three of which were guys who downed drinks intended for their female friends. When you see what one can do to a 6'4" prospective Navy SEAL, it is terrifying to think how it might have affected his 5'4", 130 lb. girlfriend.

...although one has to wonder what…

This isn't new news at all, but the Nokia tone is actually taken from a composition by Tarrega. Which means that that piece of music is now ruined forever, because whenever it comes to the phrase used for the ringtone, everyone in the room will grit their teeth in irritation.

My ex had the piano riff tone as an alarm, and to this day hearing it makes me want to throw something across the room.

I mean, this is perfection, but they really missed a great opportunity by not underscoring this with part of Vivaldi's "Autumn".

I blew so much money in Sephora over the last few years trying to deal with adult acne, until I finally asked my doctor for a prescription for tretinoin. Insurance doesn't cover it, but it's something like $30 for a tube that lasts a few months, which is waaaaaay cheaper than any cream with a beneficial concentration…

Bit late for this now, but I had to share.

Her first year or so in undergrad, before she got together with my dad, my mom fell head over heels for this moody rebel poet type (it was the seventies, she was, like, 19 and a literature major, I think she can be forgiven). I think he must have liked having her around, on…

I've been waiting for months for the opportunity to leave this somewhere.

My mom once gave some information she was told pertained to being called to jury duty. Then, she was told by a friend that they'd gotten the same call, and that it was a scam. So she freaked out, did some research, made a bunch of phone calls....aaaaaaand it turned out it really was jury duty. Which is not really…

My parents are by far the most liberal, tolerant people in our community, and I actually faced some bullying in school because we didn't go to church and voted Democrat. But that's where our family's farm was, and it would have been prohibitively expensive for us to pick up and buy an organic farm elsewhere. Also,…

Well, for fresh chicken the first night, and then chicken enchiladas the second night, or possibly this poppyseed chicken casserole which is the most delicious thing ever. I usually add some wilted kale or blanched broccoli to it, since my cooking mantra is "always add another vegetable". I know some people are not…

I thought that's what I said? Ripped off for, not ripped off from?

Just plain stowing stuff in your bra only works if you have a certain kind of boobs. If they're small and firm, they're not going to hold anything larger or heavier than a driver's license. Therefore a bra or shirt with boob pockets would be super helpful for those of us whose cups don't runneth over. Just sayin'.

Just this scene? I thought the whole film was ripped off for a Catherine Zeta Jones movie.

I love food, and I love cooking, but I'm pretty sure that if I worked as a chef in a commercial kitchen I would be driven to pull this type of stunt as well. This is just based on the levels of rage I can attain when I am trying to get dinner on the table and there are PEOPLE in my damn KITCHEN. It's gotten to the…

Thanks! I've been up here for a few years now. Christy Clark aside, it's lovely! I'm hoping to stay.

I mean, I'm not a Canadian citizen yet. But the accent is pretty firmly in place now, ha.

I was taken aback by the not tipping in coins thing until I remembered that in America we don't use $1 and $2 coins. Clearly the assimilation process is now complete.

I was going to say. I went to enough high school parties in fields to assume that that's just what farm kids (and town kids who are friends with farm kids) do on weekends.

Has anyone else mentioned the Checkmate Caesar yet? Because someone should mention the Checkmate Caesar.

...What I don't understand is, if this person hates everyone, why is he on OkCupid at all?