If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

Where I come from, everyone just accepts that that's how you discipline VPs of Football Administration....

*hurls challenge flag*

You sir are correct!

I'm not convinced that Mark Millar is a particularly good writer. While I haven't read a ton of his graphic novels, I've read a few. His work seems consistently juvenile and it's usually adaptations that move away from the source that seem to turn out the best.

It's not just the turtling that happened.

"Who wouldn't take Montana, or Manning, or even Elway or Marino or Steve Young or Aaron Rodgers over Brady?"

True story:

What is next?

Maybe Cam refuses to eat because he's waiting to be vaccinated.

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

9 out of 10. Needs more exclamation points.

To help prevent Rodgers from getting caught, Mike McCarthy takes the air out of the ball at the end of the game.

I still think the "slide" with 5 minutes left, was the dumbest thing I have ever seen in football.

I have a boy and a girl (now 13 and 11). I find this extremely helpful when buying for any occasion:

Great article. It's cool that you think about this so seriously.