I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

Hah. No, Disney would just annihilate the NFL. They work on a completely different corporate level. The NFL can't get a football team into LA. Disney gets enormous theme parks built in China. IN CHINA. That involves working a system that Goodell couldn't even begin to comprehend.

Hasbro: Sorry!

"So why do you think you should keep your job?"

The NFL has entered into a partnership with the National Domestic Violence Hotline and the National Sexual Violence Resource Center. "They need our help," said Goodell. "And we are providing it."

Delete your Kinja.

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

No no no no no no no. He wants YOU to think he's hiding behind due process. The reality is that they looked at the case and they are not disgusted enough to take action. They don't believe it reflects poorly on them to have him wear their uniform after doing this. They don't anticipate that they will face a…

Warning: nuance ahead

This whole fiasco kind of puts the whole "Michael Sam is a distraction" argument into its proper context.

"I'm not being defensive. You're the one who's being defensive."

Pictured: Roger Goodell

I dunno about that last point. Remember that player who knocked his wife unconscious?