I never really understood why the media gets to decide who makes the hall of fame. I'd prefer if players that played decided who got in, though I respect there could be a conflict of interest in that scenario.

Dad had this on the refrigerator my entire childhood. Not far off the mark, I guess.

The possibility that Christian Ponder and Josh Freeman will both be killed in a freak pheasant hunting accident this Saturday is certainly the nightmare of all nightmares, but no team in the NFL would be better equipped to handle the loss of two useless quarterbacks than the Vikings. Fools will cry that I'm jinxing…

Stolen Jewish gold from the Holocaust?

/sorry

Were you trying to set a world record for most strawmen and false equivalences in a single sentence?

(whispers) He's saying he wants to have sex with Tebow.

"Now James maintains he was fired because he's too conservative for Fox."

I love the series, but Drew keeps wiffing on the Pack, which makes me sad as a Packers fan.