Kung Fu Pander?

“Humming droid? Cute. Humming, murderous droid? NOT CUTE IN THE SLIGHTEST CUTEST DROID EVER”

fixed that for you.

The GI Joe movies are cheesy action fun. The third one needs the Joes teaming up with Cobra Commander to take down Serpentor. I suspect Robert Downey Jr is Serpentor based on this image:

given the “ancient aliens” vibe of the Suicide Squad villain, it seems like Hawkman would be a good fit for the DC movie universe.

four seems like a good number to start with. if you want more things in your life, go for more, and go lower if four feels like too much.

turn on closed captions for the translation.

some movies do well on their opening weekend because they are the best thing opening that weekend. the only other movie that opened this weekend near me is Nine Lives, in which Kevin Spacey gets turned into a cat.

I thought this would be an Epic Rap Battles of History thing, like Deadpool vs Boba Fett or Walt Disney enslaving stan lee and jim henson

i feel like there wouldn’t be Jedis and Skywalkers without Fremen and Atreides.

a few things.
- Sex, as a fun thing to do, is competing with all the games and gadgets and streaming services etc that Gizmodo so often writes about. it is one option in a very well-stocked candy store of enjoyable activities.
-for asexuals and demisexuals, it is the least desirable option. Millennials are, I suspect,…

GRRM is writing a history of house Targaryen. I’d love to see a show of that.

so much yes. they could make Alien and Predator disrupt lestat’s attempt at one of those foodie road trip movies so it would be Lestat v Alien v Predator: Menage a Terroir.

I have not read all of the Lestatverse books, but this does not surprise me since the first few cover so many genres.
Interview with the Vampire - tragedy, everyone you love will grow old and die.
Vampire Lestat - adventure. How I learned to stop worrying and love being a vampire
Queen of the Damned - fantasy. heroes…

I’d rather see a Nicholas Winding Refn black widow movie. or Chad Stahelski

so are Adam Wingard and Simon Barett still directing/writing respectively, or was that a lie too?

I thought they were doing it to make the asexual kids who don’t want to hook up with any of their friends (and the kids with no friends from moving around too much or other reasons) feel ecluded/weird/etc.

per the signage, the Man in White was attending Houston’s 4th annual snuff film festival.

i could watch a whole episode of Wun Wun smashing people into walls. Wun Wun gets a puppy, one of Bolton’s troops stomps it, Wun Wun cleans out Winterfell. lift, smash, repeat. then he gets a direwolf puppy, a castle all his own, and retires in comfort. they could call that episode Wun Wick.

Jason Momoa’s character looks like good supervillain material - stylish yet forgettable, easily zapped out of frame after the hero shows off some dance moves or cracks a joke or something. but i am thinking of marvel movies, so that may not be relevant.

so is Freya going to get scenes where she walks across a room slowly changing from a bull terrier to a french poodle, like Megan Fox’s transition from science reporter to sultry schoolgirl in Ninja Turtles 2? that was such a good scene. for a moment i thought her demon powers from Jennifer’s Body would return, and…