BBC Sport’s Dan Walker had to explain something happening in the background of his spot in Rio de Janeiro Thursday:…
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He just wants demi-humans to know their place. No elf should be a 16th level ranger. No dwarf should be a wizard.
Make armor class great again!
I know this is off topic, but can we talk about how shitty that typeface is? Look at the serif on the U and M. WHHHHYYYYY!????
Bring back THAC0!
DM Trump: “You enter the yuge room. Roll for save.”
Trump is a hardcore purist, he only plays First edition.
“I would get along with the King of Shadows. I would talk to him, I would get along with him. He has absolutely no respect for Lord Nasher.”
I’ve always wanted to play D&D. My friends were devoted to Risk though. I love Risk but even that loses its charm. But I’d kill myself before letting Donald be the DM.
You know what happens when you leave halflings unchecked? Athas. #Rajaatforthehollow
Hopefully he builds a wall to keep all those halflings out of Faerûn.
It’s an election year, which means there’s been a lot of Bad Twitter. Shining like a light in the darkness, though,…
Dollars to dog nuts, “study and find work” will be Trump’s new campaign slogan in 2 days. Of course, you’ll probably have already shared it with him tonight over caviar.
replace “study and find work” to “physically dominate children” and I think you’ve nailed it!
"Fuck, I thought it was kind of weird that I was hitting puberty at 5 years old." - Jonathan Nicola
“he lied about his age to come to Canada to study and find work to support his mother and siblings back in South Sudan” Replace “Canada” with “United States” and “South Sudan” with “Denmark” and you have my great grandfather. So, obviously this kind of subversive crap must be stopped.
I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”
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they have a lot of cats. Norwegian Forest Cats. It’s actually very endearing.
THEIR CATS' BEDROOMS
The Mortons’ legal woes are by no means over: This past September, they allege in court filings, they were raided by IRS agents, who held them at gunpoint, then took their computers, cell phones, a mass of files, and their marriage license, all of which they were storing in one of their cats’ bedrooms.