Hey Honda: Whatever happened to “Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel?*”

“It later turned out that the burner account was created by ASIMO, the Honda robot”

To be honest I come on here to be entertained and just love the writers and commentators who contribute. However, this situation is what I would love to see more of on Jalopnik. Car companies think they can be all pally, pally with the press and in turn rarely do they hold the industry accountable.

Guys,

As a Honda engineer I can confirm that the next NSX will require the blood of dead cats to operate properly.

The most interesting bits were complaints about the NSX’s Continental tires (“they are garbage”) and how newer Honda engines have an issue “with the studs on the cat either backing out of the head or snapping altogether.”

Pictured: Jalopnik offices, today

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect

They’ve apparently never heard of the Streisand Effect.

Dear Jalopnik Crew and Patrick George,

“I am more than happy to drag your intimidation tactics into the public eye for all your customers and prospective buyers to see.”

That’s what I find most hilarious. They just confirmed for a news outlet that the things claimed by HondAnonymous are accurate.

Je suis HondAnonymous.

Honda: if you have a problem with what is said about your products, especially if it’s coming from potentially one of your engineers, FIX THE PROBLEM!

Good on you guys. I’ll keep this in mind if my insider knowledge of deep fried and frosted breakfast confectioneries is ever relevant to a discussion.

I’m HondAnonymous. I don’t work for Acura, but i cut hair for the RDX project manager’s sister in law...

Nice closing to the article. I approve. I am also a honda engineer!
(Not really, see how that works? You can say ANYTHING)

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

“7 YEAR OLD MALE WATCHING A VIDEO INVOLVING ALIENS RECTAL PROBING PEOPLE AT HOME, DECIDED TO TRY IT, PUT PLASTIC TOY SCREW IN RECTUM”