Did you not notice the length of Daphne’s skirt back in the day? It was as “mini” as they come? In that Jim Lee drawing she’s actually wearing pants.

I mean, it’s got Belloq in it for Christ’s sake. What’s not to love?

That's cool, you don't really need to understand it.

Finish a sentence?

No, you're not.

Sucks for you. You'll probably get over it though.

Kids like Elmo. You don't. Life goes on. You keep watching your favorite classic bits on YouTube if it makes you feel better.

Terrible article.

I love it. Thankfully I was able to get over the (still) annoying fact that all the characters (except for perhaps some members of the Robot Kingdom) speak like they are all thirty-something year old human beings that live on Earth in 2015.

I don’t mind the rain forest every once in a while. I don’t want to live there, but I’ll totally visit.

I love that Wright and Pegg are such Michael Bay fans. While most people like to shit all over Bay, it’s refreshing to see these two incredibly funny and creative guys showcase their love for the “Bayhem” unashamedly.

Did people shit all over harmless, stupid movies like this 20 and 30 years ago? Or is this a new thing thanks to the internet? Did the “Ernest” movies get this kind of needless hatred? They’re just as dumb as Paul Blart and they made like 5 or 6 of those.

Bingo. I would have totally watched this when I was 12. Were there as many assholes back then as there are now who had nothing better to do than shit on a stupid movie because it makes them feel smarter? Or is it just that the internet allows them to congregate and voice their worthless opinions more easily now?

I’m with you. I know two 11 year old boys who are very excited to see this, and I’m going to happily take them. Heaven forbid Hollywood makes a stupid movie that some kids can enjoy. Christ, the unbridled vitriol that people are spewing is almost depressing. I can give you a list of 100 things far, far more worthy of…

Are you being facetious?

“Chewie? We’re home.”

Slow news day.

I think Resident Evil actually owes more to the Sega CD game Mansion of Hidden Souls. The mansions is both games have a nearly identical layout. Both are empty mansions with puzzles to solve. RE just added zombies.

I don't think "fluffy" means what he thinks it means.

I do.