Not interested. I'll take extended editions of all 3 please. Thanks. Good day.

Are you suggesting that he publishes Spawn and no one is buying it? McFarlane's a businessman first and an "artist" second. He wouldn't continue the book unless it was making him a profit.

I enjoyed Super 8. More than most of these images.

Yes. I actually just got back from the shrink. Kind of hoping we can keep this between you, me, and the rest of Kinja. I tried to pretend it didn't, but that Patient Zero guy really effing pissed me off calling us losers like that. I'm telling you, I thought I was gonna kill someone. The doc suggested trying to…

While you are most certainly correct about my "winning", I do take the slightest issue with being called a "loser". That said, my win is providing me with such a euphoric high that I'll let it slide this once.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMATCH! GO!

But the game's over, sir. You lost. Want a rematch?

But then what does that make you???

And here I thought I had found a worthy foil in you; someone who could appreciate a good bit of verbal sparring. Alas, this is not the case. Your monosyllabic and rudimentary quips render any linguistic jousting nigh impossible. As I'm sure you've heard your mother say many times, "I'm not mad, I'm just…

And I'm glad you're glad. Looks like everybody's "winning"!

You've need to work on your reading comprehension, old friend. I quite clearly stated how you had me laughing. However, it sounds like you might want to take a little of your own advice regarding therapy, as I sense much more and more anger creeping into your own entirely uncreative responses. You know what Jedi…

You think those girls cared how many Elsas there were? If you do, you're wrong. Every Elsa we saw who encountered another Elsa laughed giddily and jumped up and down while they each compared their outfits with one other.

Your foolish retorts make me laugh. And you know what they say, "He who laughs last wins." So continue, please. Tell me more of this "creator" of which you speak.

Maybe? You have some empirical evidence to support this?

That's what I thought. You don't have a clue either. Nice try, though. When are you due back in Boys Town?

Current Frozen costume count of trick-or-treaters at our house is 13 Elsas, 8 Annas, and 7 Olafs. 2013 you say? Pull your head out of your ass.

You can't win at that either.

Losing what?

Don't over think it.

Stop with the "winning" thing. Who are you, Charlie Sheen from three years ago? Nobody "won" Halloween. Not even this guy in the sweet costume. Halloween isn't a game. It's a holiday. It can't be won. As Elsa says "Let it go."