Definitely that cabinet on the bottom. I distinctly remember that somewhat realistic looping ape in the top right corner.

We had one called Crazy Kong in the arcade in Montauk NY.

Looks fine to me.

I just don't get speed runs. The appeal completely evades me. I'm not poh-poohing it, mind you. There's tons of shit I enjoy that I know plenty of people find ridiculous, I've just never been able to wrap my head around trying to complete a video game in a record time. I don't have enough time in my life to…

Only an asshole gets bent out of shape about pumpkin spice. There are so many legitimately awful things in the world to get pissed off about. Pumpkin spice is not one of them.

The art's impressive, it's just, I don't know, the whole r-rated/badass/evil/zombified versions of our favorite childhood characters has gotten so tired at this point.

I guess...

Either way it's a pretty awful article.

Clearly we define "nightmares" differently.

"Slightly unbearable"? You're having a little trouble bearing it? Is someone forcing you to watch ice bucket challenge videos? Get over yourself.

I concur.

WE are Groot!

His name isn't tainted at all. The average non-geek person can't even tell you who directed the LotR movies. So they do what every major studio does when they're advertising a movie. i.e. use the "From the director of..." line. Unless you're Spielberg (or maybe Scorsese), and then they use "From director Steven…

What?

I loved the barrel sequence. Also, this "nostalgia" as insecurity to help sell the movie is nonsense. Only nerds/geeks will remember this song from RotK and it's not their money Jackson or the studio needs. It's the casual viewer's dollars that make a movie a blockbuster, and as I said, those people won't even…

"Terrifyingly"?

Slappers only.

You're welcome, I guess. But there's nothing embarrassing about buying a DeLorean. And you definitely need new hobbies.

No, you couldn't.

People still use "Meh"? How quaint.