As a reminder, these are people teaching a roomful of students that pay well over the average income of a family to be at college. At $3K per course, teaching 10 students, the teacher is bringing in $30K per class per term for the university. If they teach two classes per term, that’s $120K per year. They’re seeing…

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We desperately need an earnest beauty tutorial on this exciting new look, Jezebel.

This is amazing — thoroughly researched, relentlessly argued and really compellingly written. Thank you for making my morning with it!

Jack as Tracy while Tracy eats jellybeans: BOYS AND GIRLS CLUBS OF AMERICA! BE GREAT!

“Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking!”

WEREWOLF BAR MITZVAH SPOOKY SCARY

This coloring book needs to have a pack of crayons duct taped to its back.

You left the ultimate one out:

Dude, you have no need to be a dick about this either. I volunteer at a shelter, I’m aware of how stressful it is. And I didn’t want to play Nancy Drew, I just wanted to understand what the hell happened to my dog.

Your little sister knows what’s up. My first crush was Robin Hood. The fox from the Disney movie.

Wait. You mean to tell me the white guy in charge doesn’t think the all white casting team making decisions that lack diversity is a barrier to diversity? Because they’ve been working together so well making those same decisions year after year. They’re working really hard to change things, you guys.

You wound me to the quick, sirrah. I faith know not how I shall go on.

Thanks for the pageviews!

One time I got 38 likes, 16 retweets and 7 comments. I was pretty stoked because i’m pathetic.

hey, i loved the duff.

This was beautiful to read. A beam of sunshine on this cloudy, rainy day. Thank you.

I hope you show this to him. It’s touching and poignant, and so often we rarely put this sort of thought to paper until it’s too late (a eulogy).

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