I LOVE advice columns. They don't even have to be about topics that are relevant to me. I'd read advice columns in a fly fishing magazine, if I ever came across that kind of thing.

I don't know why your comment doesn't have 1 000 000+ stars. I want to give it all the stars in the sky.

Collector lanes. If you know what they are or you're moving to a city that doesn't have them, ignore the following. If not, learn from my anxiety-driving:

Did I miss something, or did one of the Native characters really say, "You are Indian children now"?

He may not be a Chris, but he is a Criss Chros.

I'm sorry I don't have any advice for you (I've misread some serious signs in my life), but maybe by replying your post can get some more attention. I hope you find answers!

Why isn't Dmitri number one? Have you guys even SEEN that movie? swooooooooon.

If it's at all comforting, I do know a couple with a baby named "Pearl"...

I love "Dance Apocalyptic". The last time I was this excited about a song was the first time I heard "Hey Ya".

Was anyone else surprised to see this model's smile? I like it more than the 'anger stare/passport photo look' I'm used to seeing.

Weeeeird: I have nothing helpful to add, but that, for no reasons I can determine, I was thinking of this EXACT QUESTION when I woke up this morning.

Congratulations! Your company obviously thinks that you can do this job, so go with that until you find your own confidence with it. It's not original advice, but when I start new work things that are scary, I remind myself that no one feels like they know what they are doing in the beginning, and that I have plenty…

I misread "bandana" and immediately thought, "A banana in the back pocket? Is that code for oral sex?"

Wow, that preview for Lore looks interesting, not to mention beautifully filmed. Thanks for putting this up - I'm going to check this out.

When I read something as batty as this ad - you want to occasionally park your car in my home, really? - I take solace knowing that the person who agrees to live here will totally be the renter this landlord deserves.

Did anyone else read this as 'golden snitch' and get overly excited?

That was haunting and great.

Have a great release party!

Hmmm...maybe C.J. Cregg? Is that a boring pick? I really love her; I don't care.

Your description of your dog in the tub - the hardest I've laughed all day. I'm sorry you have to deal with that, but also not, for the sheer joy you just brought into my hum-drum day.