Broken Jeep? - Guy is probably an asshole who caused the failure through poorly designed and installed modifications.

I didn’t realize the Jeep had been taken out of service right before the war with Spain.

Only if you don’t understand how analogies work. 

I was unaware that anybody still stopped to help you in a car breakdown regardless of what you’re driving.

Yes, but only a tiny fraction actually do that. Most people turn the tv on, leave it on, and go about their business doing whatever else it is they are doing while the tv is blaring background noise, eating up electricity, and with regards to IPTV, eating up data.

2022 Model Refresh.  Now includes complimentary snow plow!

Hands? kinda like this?

One day I’m gonna stuff the V8 from the IS-F/RC-F into my IS300 SportCross and life will be good

I’m gonna drive me a soybean car! Make myself some soybean moonshine! Endless possibilities!! 

Honestly, if you’re a dick I won’t sell to you at any price. If you’re nice and I can see you’re sincere and your situation is less bucks-up than you’d like to admit, I might find some wiggle room in my price.

Really, that’s like my dream dealership experience. If I want to talk to you I’ll talk to you otherwise leave me the hell alone.  Now if after an intro everyone scatters then I can see complaining but not having a salesperson immediately come annoy the crap out of you sounds lovely.

So much this. I really wanted to like the XE, but when you compare it to a C class or 3 series, on a lease payment you’re generally paying more for less car.

I allllllmost bought a used one last month. It’s a lot of car for the money, and in spite of everyone’s jokes, my experience with the LR4 that I own (and is essentially the SUV version of the XJ) has been very good and reliable. I just couldn’t pull the trigger because Jag’s interior is not up to the standards that it…

But will it decimate all, with about 15 grand (or more) in overnight parts from Japan?

Ha! Trust me, if you had one of those in the house, you’d know!

Dude, just please avoid Jeeps. Seriously. I’ve had four including a 2000 XJ I did a full mechanical rebuild on. I finally cracked one night and realized I knew more about the Jeep than I did about my 13 mo old son. Selling it was the best thing I’ve ever done. Nothing but Japanese and German cars in the garage...I’ve…

“Yes, some of the Jeep’s issues could be easily mended, but I think it has reached a point of no return. Spending time and money on it just doesn’t make sense anymore.”

The Undertaker and Kane are two brothers running the garage where everybody hangs out when they’re not street racing/saving the world