Exactly. The article presumes everyone works in an office building. Granted, those who can get away with wearing shorts at work are not likely their target audience. For instance, not many lifeguards or UPS delivery drivers sit in front of a computer all day, taking the occasional break to read lifehacker. No, mostly…

People hate math. Outside of my local circle of ne’er-do-wells who can actually conceptualize what it means to subtract 300 from 600, I get a lot of “man fuck all that math stuff” or “I was told there would be no math” and things like that. Adults counting on their fingers. People who can’t, for example, differentiate…

Probably not helped by the fact that their dealerships are the most archaic, sleazy places I’ve ever shopped. Lots of condescending salesmen, nothing has a price tag, nobody will tell you the price of a bike until you start the finance process, trash talking other brands and even their own entry level products, etc.

As an almost millennial that is closing in on the big 4-0, I can say with confidence that Harley-Davidson bikes and the whole “culture” that surround it never did and will never be appealing to me.

Teenage me had been preparing for this day all along

BECAUSE HE WANTED A MANUAL

People have looked right at me had their faces pointed at me and pulled out in front of me anyway.

Hmm if it is the same punishment as ramming another vehicle, maybe I’ll take that route instead.

Two for New Jersey. Thank God I don’t live there.

... and then a view from where the oil pan normally resides, which resembled a mass of guacamole stalagmites

Haha. This would be great.

Interviewer: “Sir, you just left your local Chevy store with your new Malibu. How do you feel?”

One of the auto makers needs to do the whole “blind test” thing where they mask the badges and have people talk about how nice the car is. Then the announcer said “would you believe me if I told you this car was a Chevy?” and they go all “What!? No way! This I would never guess this was a Chevy, its so nice!” and then…

The sad thing is....there are enough people out there who view cars the same way they would a toaster that you most likely wouldn’t have too much trouble finding enough people who have no idea what they’re looking at to fill the commercial.

Uh huh. Your chariot awaits:

.... yyyyeah, Chevy totally started it...

Can’t this happen to a car on the lot? You know they clean showroom cars, just like they clean the new ones outside in the lot

Seriously...you’d have to burn those seats and put in new ones.

That’s the infuriating part. Sure, they say they’re roping it off, but when I was a little kid, those roped-off zones were more like a challenge than a hard no.

Anyhowwwww, I hope another Honda stealer sees this and tries to make it right. Marketing. Opportunity.