Was on-board until you Foosed it up. Chop (sp) is correct, though.

Keep Chip Foose out of it. The world needs less two-tone cars with orange pinstripes.

Murano CrossCabrioNismo ?

Meanwhile, in Texas:

Also known as “Chicago Green Light”.

I absolutely hate owning grass. Water it, seed it, weed it, play music to it. It’s a fucking money pit and all for what? It looks nice? So does a brick. A brick looks nice.

That’s definitely not the case. In fact the Cal Vinson battle group was patrolling the South China Sea in February, the 16th such patrol in her history.

Clearly you are blind:

Meh, dunno why they’re bothering with this crap. Just modernize the FJ Cruiser a bit and bring it back to production, that’s what the real outdoorsy people want, not some glorified crossover.

You gotta help me Doc....I think I have IS-F...instant stinky farts.

she seems like she enjoys straight ‘shine.

David, this whole Jeep storyline is the main reason I keep checking Jalopnik. Keep being awesome.

I just hope he doesn’t die of dysentery.

HE is installing the obligatory dent in the bumper, duh

A bigger question is why they bothered to bring along a trailer, with no way to get that pile of rust onto the trailer? Well, double duh.

So many things wrong with this picture. WTF is going on here?

In fact, the ratchet straps made to cinch the front wheels down on the U-haul can be used for this exact purpose (with a couple of extra tow straps, heavy rope, or chain)

jesus.....cross the rear straps, dudes.

About par for the course.....