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That’s a Dacia 1310. Made in Romania. (A big POS in case you wondered.)

At the rate they’re going, yeah that sounds about right.

Frigillion.

Where on earth are we going to get that many clones of Nathan Fillion?

Which means that the only people who won’t know how much this costs is us. The Russians and anyone else who actually shouldn’t know this information just looked at the server in Chappaqua, NY.

35 fiddy

I think that equates to 35 Fucktons.

F-35s?

Aren’t the B-2s $2 Billion Each?

In Canada. This must have happened in Canada. Because the unicorn apologized for not looking, too...

I thought I was the only one who saw that!!!!!

Cotd just so skay has a challenge

This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual Murge. All moving violations, and felonies such as road rage, will be legal for 12 hours. All emergency services will be suspended. Your government thanks you for your participation.

When you make a mistake while driving and somebody calls you on it, you double down and blame them. If they have the gall to rightfully point out that you were at fault, you escalate the situation until they back down. If they don’t back down, you keep escalating until the cops show up, and then for a little bit after.

Great, another video of nice people avoiding a conflict. How are we supposed to be mindlessly entertained by this?

I think I saw a unicorn skip across a rainbow

Russians aren’t afraid of anything. We just need someone to give us a ZIL and a glass of vodka.