Had an 04. We worked that car so hard trying to make it fast. Completely modified the intake tract. Made custom headers. Full exhaust, split into dual cans out the rear.

I added a train horn to my car, though the whole setup admittedly wound up being fairly useful for several reasons.

This bad boy. A girl I knew in college needed me to help her with something on her car(so long ago I don’t even know what I did, this was around the early 2000s) but my reward was this... thing. At the time, I had a 97 Mitsu Galant that I entered in shows:

America’s first race was held in Illinois back in 1985

Pretty sure the first race wasn’t held 30 years ago in 1985.

America’s first race was held in Illinois back in 1985

It's the mightycarmods school of weight reduction. You take something apart, put it back together, end up with a handful of bits, and BOOM lighter car!!!

No non-essential engine swap should ever be attempted without another car to drive throughout the process and a workspace that is booked for an unlimited amount of time.

Not with that attitude :]

Didn’t work, eh? Alright, let’s try one more thing. Open up “My Computer”. See the item marked “C:”?

Ah. I thought you meant your own IT department at work. My bad.

Pinkham’s law

Up is “excuse me, Sir”

“Thanks for calling the no-help-whatsoever desk. How may I ignore you?”

He was distracted by an insect bite.

I think he was distracted by a pelican. And the digital tire guage. Forensic results will show he was 1.5psi low on the right side.

Full of win.

depends on if you want a (semi) legit sounding defense case or not

He can collect social security... Elderly is a term in flux, but I think we can all agree on "senile."

Woah now, easy on the legalese.