Except for the fact that cars are used for many practical things besides being used for killing things.

This is exactly how I explain it to people. “What reason would you ever want to drive your own car other than to do something illegal?” will be just like when people say “The only reason people buy guns is to kill people.”

Really? You do not enjoy driving a car?

If you are trying to make a direct correlation between the amount of gun owners and the number of car enthusiasts, you would be greatly mistaken. the number of registered gun owners in Minnesota alone would make the third largest standing army in the world. The percentage of incidents causes by stupid drivers vs.…

The 2nd amendment is not for “gun enthusiasts”.

This is why I drive a Studebaker.

Must a fluke that cities with lax gun control laws have lower homicide rates than cities with stringent gun control laws. It’s almost as if your argument contradicts itself. How strange.

Well this is Jalopnik and this will never happen to me because...

Coming soon to a fascist dump (e.g. Virginia, Florida) near you.

Isn’t this joke dead yet?

Well never mind

youtube started in 2005.

That’s not how you fucking neti pot. If you don’t have chunks coming out your nose and your eyes aren’t watering, you’re doing it wrong.

Maximum fatalities!

I started working on cars before YouTube existed... God I’m old. But yeah its kinda hard to get stuck now if you have all of your tools, parts etc.

The only thing that came to mind:

Jesus I love that thing. 2000GT FTW.

While I agree with the 911 reference, when I take a few steps back I see this:

Small wheels. A new car with small wheels. THANK YOU.