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Who is it?
FBI. We want to talk to you about your browsing history.
It wasn’t me. I swear it was Mozilla TrackThis!
Please come with us! 

Throw a 5 speed gear box in it and consider it sold....

What stickers can I add to it to make it M3?

Yeah, but that might be outdated. And I always felt like addressing HR was not the right move since all they are doing is finding a person that has the right keywords in resume and then for the interview, the relevant people get involved.

To whom do you address the cover letter - potential boss, or HR person looking to fill the position for some department?

Well, we know she won’t go if they win.

I hope everyone keeps their scams constant and no one is allowed to improvise and change their scams. Or else, researching for common scams solution goes out the window.

This is a very innocent question. However, because one party in USA wants all illegal immigrants in and voting for them, while the other party wants completely opposite, the first party is silly and scared and makes a mountain out of a molehill

Well yeah. If it’s elderly people, sure. If they are fully capable, time to go to school of hard knocks.

Haven’t met her yet. Got a phone number? 

yep.

Nature call usually happens in the bushes. Not in driver’s seat. But I guess that too is possible. 

Can I just say... I want all SUVs to come with those types of bumpers.

I’m turning into a terrible human being.

I would have been more impressed if he put it to use for some sort of commuting.

I bet it could go faster.

Effin Mahk!

It probably has a JD Powers and Associates award for best in class gas mileage

Can Doug drive over it? If he can, PT cruiser is gonna need more lift and bigger wheels

Their own lanes... kinda like this