Chest pain.
From time to time I get chest pain. Usually left side. Usually happens after I eat a little bit of cake frosting. Sometimes it happens on its own (no cake in months)

Am I doing it right?

That is not impressive.

woooooow!!!

Things really got away from him.

He really let things go.

Couple of Nissan SR20 motors would pull a premium just ahead of the Race Wars, wouldn’t they, Ted?

...AND I am taking all my socks back to my mom

Hi, Honey. I took your car to work this morning because mine had a flat tire. I am at an intersection and car stalled. There is a light on. What does it mean? What button do I push to fix it?

“A Word From Our Owner.”

Curious what cops have to say about my truck being moved?
Curious who pays for damage to my truck?

That seems inefficient. You need to separate 3 cars at a time. Flip them over. Reattach the cars. Flipper might not work all the time.

NONE! None of those things a new driver needs.

Any car that Uber will send for you will do - go to a bar and get wasted. Call uber and forget your troubles. 

something something Doug DeMuro something something Hummer drives over this again. 

lazy and dumb kids... get a font that looks like hand writing and print that shit out.

It’s beautiful. What is that? Velvet?

Get a job at a local sanitation and feel gangsta

don’t judge me. I haven’t seen it yet. Might be seeing it tonight if I find it

Installing an Ejecto Seato will only work if you yell Ejecto Seato Cuz