if 16 year old car is old and worth 176,000, I have for sale a 1999 Corvette C5 with low miles - 92,000. Asking $8 billion. Negotiable

5 series with an M badge is collectible? So lost... what’s an unexploded pinto worth? 

ok... but I never wanted it new or used. What’s special about it? 

I have #feels towards integra... but I know I am not paying more than 5k for nearly 20 year old car. Never mind 176,000

mmm... maybe... or someone delusional wanted it really bad... 

I may be out of the loop on the whole BMW fanboy club, but financially reasoning, I can pick up a brand new M5 for a bit less than $176,000

someone please photoshop this dashboard into a late model camry. I want to see what it would look like

place toyota badge on it real quick.

I can’t help it. Every time i see this pic, I must star it. 

That girl tho... Armed with nothing but a cell phone camera, galloped right to that Tesla which was probably crashed at this point.

I think I saw one of his earlier videos on how to make a kid in only 9 months... but it didn’t appeal to me. I decided I didn’t want any. I just wanted a bottle rocket. 

lol... The Dummy Gummy ended his suggestion with Do not do this Also.

huh? Borrow a kid from a local park, but do not do this - build bottle rocket? What do I need a kid for then?

Can I build this even if I don’t have a kid? Like will FAA/DHS knock on my door? Will it freak out North Koreans if I test my water rocket? 

My gf at the time had a VW jetta. We needed a 10 ft pvc pipe. I ran out to hardware store. came out with pipe. Put it into the car. Diagonally... with rear seats folded. part of pipe resting on dashboard. It was just about perfect. Just right. Closed the trunk and I thought I was home free.

Little did you know, you were added to the red flag list and also naughty list (no presents from Santa anymore). Also extra TSA groping... random groping of course. 

https://www.amazon.com/Poland-Springs-Original-Water-Ounce/dp/B005GXH3EC/ref=sr_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1534327851&sr=8-6&keywords=case+of+water

I totally believe you. That is probably exactly what happened. 

Yeah. They charge through the nose for those. Makes sense they don’t want you bringing them.

Pretty much. What am I gonna do? Argue with them? Go to G-Bay and eat a cock meat sandwich?