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Can we collectively blame Carrie Underwood for this?

The issue is that the woman that does want to wear a scandalously floral one piece at the beach will get beaten when she gets home or die in a ‘kitchen fire’ for disgracing her family. Most Islamic women choose to follow the culture because they want to but there are many that are forced to.

France’s plan will not work

No one watches women’s sports. Most women leagues are tax write offs for the men.

There are not quotation marks around genetic advantages. If you are a man, biologically and not gendered, go talk to your mother. Have her raise her arm, palm up, with her elbow straight. The angle that her elbow makes is going to be ~15° more than yours will be. The tendons in your arm, the shape of your bones and

People looking for a deal.

I don’t need a potluck to make me feel bad about how I’m living my life. I keep myself fed. I’M ALIVE, AREN’T I? Just because Sheila took up baking after her latest breakup doesn’t mean she deserves a warmer welcome to the party than I.

“Man, I really hate how Williams/Ferrari/Red Bull/Mercedes just walks away from every other team. There should be rules to make it so the other teams all have a chance at winning! My favourite car is totally the McLaren MP4/4!!! It was the fastest and best car EVER! Senna and Prost fighting every race for victory!”

Hypo

NASA humour is best humour.

Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough...

After watching 2012 races, go and watch 2011 and 2013 races and tell me how ANYTHING OTHER THAN ENGINE SOUND is better than what we have now.

It’s the internet, you can swear here.

What’s a hooker?

They aren’t going to be reading a story about extra solar planets on a gossip site...

The race result was unaffected and Rosberg kept his second-place finish, however, the fact that Hamilton won regardless means that Hamilton is a mere eleven points behind Rosberg now in the drivers’ championship.

Old enough to know what a 47 year old woman should not really try to have biological children?

...but also find it pretty unfair (and a little ironic) that she’s the only one in this situation whose reputation as truly been destroyed...

She made a massive mistake. She could have and should have been better protected by her editors, who allowed her to get away with some shoddy journalism.

They don’t have time for that! Every second of delay costs Gawker too many likes and stars!

All that is figured into things is the number of likes, stars, or other asshatery.

I forgot it was even on. I haven’t watched any of the episodes but I still forgot there was one on Sunday/Monday.