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Dat mASS!

While using 3 times the fuel. It’s amazing because it’s almost like the governing bodies of nearly every racing league has been actively slowing cars down for decades.

‘Awesome’.

Excellent, I hope the better looking first two models have a resale price that tanks because this ugly new one is out.

It’s on the fucking front page again?

That’s not how child support works.

That’s the idea; make some members of the crowd to want to leave before an interaction takes place.

*but it’s okay because only men can’t give snarky backhanded compliments.

Most of the celeb tabloid stuff is crap anyhow. Wow, JLAW is awkward and goofy and JUST LIKE US!

Jezebel is half white women feminism, a quarter snarky shade and rest is some sort of chimera-mess about celebs and fashion.

I’m sorry but I can’t hold the BBC at fault for axing Clarkson; major props to May and Hammond for sticking with him, but the BBC isn’t to blame for any of it.

I’ll wait to see what Evans does with the show before I cast judgement on the new series of Top Gear.

while unfairly rewarding men who get much more complicated haircuts than I do for being male

Yeah, because they charge the same fee for women regardless of cut, same as they charge the same for men. It’s that the average time it takes to cut a girl’s/woman’s hair is longer than it is for the average boy’s/man’s.

I pay the same regardless whether I have a person use a trimmer and cut my hair in under five…

Well, get you hair cut with this? Go to cheap ‘chain’ hair cutting place and time it takes five men to get a hair cut and then five women getting a hair cut.

My mom worked at one for a few years, the prices are roughly tied to the time it takes to cut a head of hair.

It’s that men’s blades don’t usually have the think cream shit that women’s blades do. The cream binds the hair into the gaps between the blades and thus ‘wear out’ quicker.

How about ‘half a fleet’ was a squadron of XWings? Where were the actual ships that should have taken out ‘thermal couple’ after the shields went down?

Editors get in the way of posting content RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! They need all of the clicks possible and immediately.

...And...?

She’s a black, female, pop singer above the age of 30. She’s got ~5 years to make as much bank as possible until the ADHD ‘pop’ scene forgets about her.

did not in any way suck

Speak for your fucking self. The movie is riddled with bullshit.

I was looking for that. The Gawker method of only choosing the 10 most ‘starred’ comments is a lazy and cowardly move.

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