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25 is the new 34.

NHL awards voters plan to one-up their NFL counterparts by giving Alexander Ovechkin a nod at goalie as well as both wings this season.

Dominican Soup might think he's bad-ass, but he's still no Barbados Slim.

Ted Cottrell? Seriously, NFL? A man whose brain turned to pudding 20 years ago gets to make punitive decisions, huh? As always, nice league, Roger.

Watt dominated defensively and played efficiently during his snaps on offense. How is that not valuable? He simply had worse teammates than the likes of Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Tony Romo, et al. It is not his fault that the front office built an offense that could not score enough points to make up for Watt and the

Wrong, Houston couldn't overcome bad QB play. Watt did everything that you could ask of him and led a defense that put Houston in position to finish well within the playoff field; it's not his fault that the Texans threw out a three-headed monster of garbage at the QB spot. It's a testament to Watt that a team helmed

Ha, nope. It was the Bulls pre-lockout/Krausse power trip. In a way, the Sixers would be welcome break from the current Mets and the Pioli-era Chiefs, as they've at least set forth with a reasonable plan to get back to contention. Yes, the games might suck now and the plan might not work should they not nab a

Oh, that's certainly true. But in all the time that I played and coached up until that point, I'd seriously only met a couple of people who identified themselves as Red Sox fans. Maybe it's like being a Mets fan now in that one doesn't really want to make a terrible franchise a talking point in conversation. I

Mentioned it above, but I'm from western CT, so until the early 2000's it was almost exclusively Mets/Yankees on the baseball (magically all of these "lifelong" Red Sox fans started popping up around 2003. Funny how that happens). Picked up basketball and football several years later, following the teams of my

Ha. Well, basically, I started ardently following baseball when I was really young after my mother got me into baseball cards and, living in the northeast in the late 80's, it was basically either Mets or Yankees. Our family preferred the Mets, so I've been able to enjoy the Worst Team Money Could Buy all the way to

It's been a fun couple of decades to be Chiefs fan, as they truly are a record-setting team:

Unless you count the whole securities fraud thing.

Seriously, the apathy when the team left was palpable , yet now it's painted as some Greek tragedy that they left. Then again, the folks in Hartford who complained were largely that same ones who hilariously thought that Bob Kraft truly intended to move the Patriots to CT (I feel silly just writing that) rather than

I hope that it was you who starred your own comment, because pretty much everything that you wrote was incorrect. There aren't only three Heisman finalists in the modern era. Since 2010, there have been 4, 5, 3, 6 (just last season!), and 3. The note that there were only three did not imply that the voting was

McCoy is a free agent after the season, so they won't be trading him for anything. This is simply a case of Gruden trying to show that he's in control, which always works out so well for folks in Washington.

He does this in literally every thread related to the HOF. It's a cross between trolling and beating a dead horse at this point.

My "favorite" part of the ad is that the Yinzer-loving girl is wearing a Roethlisberger jersey, as it's apparently easy to find a million different Vikings jerseys, but the tone-deaf producers couldn't be bothered to not have a woman wear the shirt of a rapist. Frankly, I'm surprised that there isn't a toddler in an

"Lynch just doesn't get it. He's no Carson Palmer, that's for sure."

- Kent Somers

"(Full disclosure: I used to work at NFL Media with Ian Rapoport. He's a nice guy.)"

While that may be true, he's also as big of a water-carrying shill as Peter King and has been used as a mouthpiece by both the Ravens and Cowboys thus far this season.

You forgot to mention that this is about ethics in auto racing journalism and not misogyny.