A coworker of mine told this story where she was with her husband in their car. It was dark out and they were driving down the road. She is looking out the window and sees a kangaroo. She tells her husband and he doesn’t believe her. It turns out that there is a house with a kangaroo who got loose and that was the one…

Yeah, let’s hate on Gwyneth Paltrow again. I swear Jezebel writers, you do more hating on successful women than almost the fucking MRA’s.

Okay, I have some friends involved in this group. Here’s what I’ve been able to suss out from the flurry of Facebook posts:

I have no idea if Full Circle is a cult, or tax-sheltered yoga retreat but the Kombucha bust was about gentrification. The gentrifiers spend a good part of their day calling police to report on... anything. That want Venice to be Malibu.

People speaking from privilege are more often than not blinded by it and from it.

Way too much tongue and not enough fucking cheek for my measure.

I’m shocked anyone paid $15 for a Beanie Baby in 2015. The only people I could see spending $100,000 on a Princess Di Beanie Baby are Charles and Camilla so they can do some sinister voodoo shit to it.

Oh God, the trolls are going to be out in full force on this article.

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

About the only time I see this phenomenon being discussed in popular culture-albeit obliquely— is in horror movies, one of the biggest arbiters of our fears in modern times.

Firstly, teaching little girls that their face shape is wrong for certain hairstyles unless it's oval is totally fucked up. Secondly, teaching anyone that their face shape is wrong for certain hairstyles unless it's oval is completely fucked up. I am so sick of advice on how to wear clothes, hairstyles, or jewelry to…

Raven, Raven, Raven...that po' chile galavants through this life as if her rarified childhood has made her transcend the trivial concerns of the rest of us negroes, when in reality she is as sheltered as a homeschooled luddite from Maquoketa, Iowa with the oblivious hubris of European princess/fashion editor. I'mma…

It's better to be proud of being Irish than to be proud of being Bill Maher.

I'm trying to think of a Tim Burton movie that wasn't centered around white people with iron deficiencies.

You know why I love Jezebel? Because after people tell their awful, painful, personal, still hard to talk about stories there's 15 strangers consoling and supporting them. If this were any other website the commenters would be humiliating & mocking the people & their stories. Not here. Its times like these I'm proud…

What kind of fucking idiot asshole feeds their dog a diet of white castle burgers and pizza? I didn't click any of the links or watch the video so maybe that's a joke. If it's not a joke and the previous owner actually did that they should never have pets (or children) again. I hate to be That Commenter, but that's…

What I heard was that he knew Bobbi Kristina from school, they became friends, and when his mom kicked him out Whitney took him in. No paperwork. I heard variously that he was in high school (so, age 15) or age 12 when she took him in.

Whitney left everything to Bobbi K and didn't mention Nick in her will (which was…

Because nothing screams dignity like someone taking a picture of you without permission in order to portray your life situation as a dire absurdity in contrast with the product they're trying to advertise.

I am 100% all for consenting adults figuring out whatever sexual dynamics work for them in their individual relationships. As long as everyone knows what's going on and everyone's emotional needs are being taken care of, why should anyone else care? And you know, life is long and relationships are hard work - how can…

Sorry, I don't normally bitch about Hollywood casting, but Lynsey Addario is one of my heroes - and that is teeeeerrrriible casting. Anyway, she's a fucking amazing photojournalist, so I guess I should just be happy there's a movie being made about her, even if it's with 24 year old, blonde, blue eyed Jennifer…