You do understand that if you tell your audience to fuck off, they will right? This is not your personal blog, the people reading this site make it possible for there to even be a site. This shitty fucking attitude might play well in your office but you are acting like an asshole.

Did someone piss in the Jezebel coffee pot this morning, or are you guys just finally having a Network moment?

Is this a new thing you guys are doing to get people to not come to the Jezebel page? Because if headlines featuring spoiler alerts are the new normal, I'll have to go elsewhere to waste time during the work day.

I had a coworker (thankfully not a boss) try that whole massage nonsense on me once and I told him to get his fucking hands off me in a tone that implied "… or I'll cut your pathetic dick off." Fortunately I was not fired from that job (er ... not for that, anyway) nor did my career really suffer, but I find it so sad…

I think it has something to do with how logic is conflated with "male thinking." Like, women are just emotional, our logic is just emotional but THEIR logic is objective and solid and not at all highly illogical in any way. They don't have to question it.

Based on having 20 years as an attorney advocate for kids, I'd say it's likely (but not certain) that:

The horror! Next week: Childless people who've ALREADY PICKED OUT NAMES FOR THEIR UNBORN!!!

*side eye to everyone using females instead of women in the comments*

That picture of Mike Brown, Sr.

It's so weird. There's this thing you can do to remove some of the uncertainty and investigate the evidence ... what is it? What is it? OH YEAH. A TRIAL.

We might need them, but we sure as hell don't deserve them

darren wilson is a murderer.

Is there any point in noting that "don't whore yourself" was supposed to be "advice to a young woman trying to break into show business" and not "advice for Ariana Grande." We've been talking all day about these women that Bill Cosby raped who were scared and silent and submitted to repeated encounters because they…

And now I'm mad at Eminem for making me agree with Iggy Azalea. Nooo....

It's all super complicated and I don't even think it's so much about pay than it is about roles available to women. There was a study of the top grossing movies of 2013: only 15% of protagonists, 29% of major characters and 30% of speaking characters were female. There just aren't as many roles for women out there.…

Well, I for one applaud the NFL for finally taking a clear, aggressive, no-nonsense stand against bad PR. It is clear that the league will no longer tolerate actions by players that cause sponsors to threaten cutting business ties. Children, wives, and girlfriends of NFL players can exhale and rest easy tonight,…

I would recommend suing Hannibal Buress for his 'slanderous' remarks. How dare he get away with sullying your good name, Mr Cosby. I mean, they were slanderous? Right?

Didn't they already make a Christian S&M movie called The Passion of the Christ?

Is it me or does that child look just plain exhausted?

Also, the suprise proposal thing is cute and done right when its between a couple that pretty much both knows they're getting married and are into that sort of thing. Otherwise, it seems like its a way to embarass the other into saying 'yes.' Guy or girl. Both ways.