I know I'm going to be that person. But for a pregnant person, this model is still skinny. And I feel like this shirt is just an obnoxious way of pointing that out and trying to get people to go "oh no, you look great" blah blah blah.

As an atheist, I'm pretty sure he's not talking to me. I believe he only wants Catholics to breed and make more little Catholics, so that there continue to be enough people to pay for the church.

Oh dude, you can totally judge people you don't know for stupid shit that they say! It's really fun and actually kind of the only appropriate/realistic way to live in the world. You should try it out! Here are some pro-tips:

When I'm asked if I've found Jesus, I reply, "What? Have you lost him AGAIN?"

Do you mean to say... you never saw this?

That may be so, but just think about how much fun we would have drowning the loss of our youth with unlimited drinks in a Vegas casino after watching this show.

Antebellum chic: Normcore edition

I'm out of the loop on what's kinky nowadays so I'm going to turn to what I've learned from TLC and assume it's one of these:
-Pop rocks in her lady bits
-Having sex with a car or one of his motorbikes
-Dressing him up like an adult baby
-Having sex with a real doll (specifically one that resembles Shannon Doherty)

As someone with a major gag fetish, even I am repulsed by this.

This is why I memorized the number for time and weather back in my clubbing days. I am very old.

For me, casting Saldana is worse than not doing the movie at all. There is a clear message here: Upholding the laws of colorism is more important than telling this woman's story with any accuracy. This woman was too dark and too African-looking in life for some people, and she is still too dark and too…

"Salubrious" means healthy. The word you want is salacious.

I looked at all of his photos (for longer than I'd care to admit) and this seems to be the general "vibe" of all his pics. They look like lazy, carefree children of the earth. Until you realize that they're actually just lazy, carefree children of trust funds. Then they're just annoying.

(Also there are a lotttt of…

*How is this legal?*

Eh, he seems like a nice enough fellow, and actually pretty honest and funny. His body is his business, and honestly this doesn't bother me.

Reminder: most states have safe haven laws. If, for whatever reason, you are panicked about needing to care for a baby or feel the need to hide that you had a baby, please drop the child off at a hospital, police station, or fire station. It will be cared for.

Waiting to see if they'll be arrested like the woman who left her kids in the car during a job interview.

I HAVENT BEEN THIS ANGRY SINCE THE LAST TIME A MAJOR COMPANY DID SOMETHING SHITTY AND MISOGYNISTIC SO LIKE 6 MINUTES

Wow. It sounds like she was abused as a kid, to come to those conclusions about family. Also, can we just call this what it is? She clearly has severe body dysmorphia. Her behavior is very similar to anorexia nervosa.