"I'm not worried about him getting punished—he will probably never fuck anyone ever again at that school"

I can't get over the fact neither of them has their tongue out. Its a puppy. Its Miley. How is this possible?

This too. I try to be sensitive to my close friend's on FB - wouldn't be the first time I reconsidered posting funny pics right after a friend's posting about some personal tragedy. "Sorry your mom died, but seriously, look at my hamster eating a tiny cupcake" is maybe not the best social behavior.

I had a pretty similar situation! I have two litter sisters that are adorably in luuuv and then an older cat (still not sure how old she might be...) decided it was January and damnit, she wouldn't be spending it in the cold. So she just moved in with us.

Ayup. Weird mishmash of random fetishes, at the very least.

You're a better person than me, I thought "is a birth vegan when you don't eat the baby?"

Sorry, I need all six hundred and sixty six cats for my coven.

Love that!

I had not! You made me cry into my fizzy drink. Nah, I'm drunk and this is getting downright funny.

Senior spirit smells like daiquiris!!!!

Huh. I feel like someone just lit my last remnants of youth on fire and then pissed on them. :/

Underwear, no makeup, guzzling beer, about to play a video game. It most certainly feels like having it all. I need to write a book, got the cover down already.

This fellow gag kinkster feels the need to add:

The young'uns can use the rick roll number!

A guy was trying to plead with me to remember him from "the club last week", but I hadn't been out at all that week so I went with "I'm sorry but it looks like she gave you a fake phone number and I can imagine why. Move along."

Couldn't agree more, but on the other hand, society has this terrible habit of caring sooo much about the opinion of celebrities that don't have the education, experience or expertise in what they're talking about. Does she have a right to her opinion? Sure, but I'm not going to hold it in special regard just because…

Shitty as the flippant endometrosis comment was, I'm almost more concerned about the baseless sexual abuse diagnosis. So much bs here! Let me count some ways...

Cameron Diaz really, really needs to stop projecting.

Bourbon Man scares me. He's been drinking and he has a saw and HE DOS NOT FIND YOUR INEPTITUDE CUTE. What are you going to do in the zombie apocalypse Pixie? Throw poorly constructed ikea shelves at them?! Why are you crying Pixie? Like I'm some kind of monster? Pick up this goddamned saw and show me you're not…

I've been thinking a little bit more about this campaign and why it has managed to piss everyone off, snark aside.