Bourbon Man scares me. He's been drinking and he has a saw and HE DOS NOT FIND YOUR INEPTITUDE CUTE. What are you going to do in the zombie apocalypse Pixie? Throw poorly constructed ikea shelves at them?! Why are you crying Pixie? Like I'm some kind of monster? Pick up this goddamned saw and show me you're not…

I've been thinking a little bit more about this campaign and why it has managed to piss everyone off, snark aside.

Damn right, now I know where to go in my senior years.

Didn't shave today. Still waiting for my balls to grow so Veet can suck them. Sigh. Misleading advertisement.

Kinda like Tolkien dwarfs.

YES.

I just want to strap whomever came up with this BS campaign to a gurney and pluck every single hair of theirs, individually, with tweezers. One by one. Laughing manic and gleefully.

I'm sorry, but this inane as all hell.

I misread the OP, who is absolutely correct.

I know a doctor that does surgeries to make them *tighter* and yeah... its in no way medically necessary but he's under pressure from the hospital admins to do it - 'cause money.

The opposite surgery is relatively common so... you were close!

Anecdotal, but I had a guy *call* me on the phone and ask if he could date other girls and was elated when I said "yeah sure no problem" immediately.

Hehehe, one of mine was a pee-y little asshole as well. If my husband dared raise his voice at her, she would find something of his to pee on. One day, she just stopped. She likes him now, even swallows her pride to ask him for head scratches! I would love to give you some tips to help with the pee clothes but... bf's…

The most therapeutic thing I did when my depression hit, was to start bringing kittens home. Fortunately they didn't become bitey assholes, or I can see my depression spiraling into "even the cats won't looveee meeeeeh!" territory.

Ayup, I always thought they were the same actor, hehehe, thanks for clarifying!

I... I truly and honestly thought this guy played the peasant in GG. I thought they were same person. Never be ashamed of your pop culture investment if it serves to teach a dolt something new :D Thanks!

Used to love GG but then everyone started a musical chair humpfest and Seth/Blair were the pairing that made me stop watching. Kind of funny that it ended up being the real life pairing for the actors. And by funny I mean, I wish them well, but my inner teenager is irritated.

This article is excellent! Brava Lindy, brava!

Yeah, refillable bottles anyone? I also hate overpriced plastic-guzzling, petrol wasting water bottles so I just refill thermal containers and never got sick from stagnant water :S

I've been psyched all week at the prospect of discounted chocolate!