I'm a proud fuzzy hobbit.

My lookback video is essentially, cats. Cats I rescued, cats I kept and random family cats. Thankfully it interspersed some flattering photos, but it was funny that it included no major life events except cat adoptions (like I dunno, getting married, moving countries?). I'm ok with that. Facebook doesn't judge my…

never thought about that but I see it now, thanks!

Fascism.

Eeek sorry, indeed my comment can be taken that way, but what I meant by unicorns was that it presents bissexuals as the "perfect" mythical sexuality, playing into the fantasy of "sure she likes *you*, but will very easily do a girl in front of you, yay!", which is completely unrealistic yet so present in the media…

Thank you so so much for saying this. Just thank you. This sort of posturing annoys me to no end and hurts everyone (straights pressured to perform, lesbians objectified, bis treated as unicorns). There's no winning.

The "transition" rumors are not only offensive and unfounded (he grooms a lot, but those nails are far from a "classic french manicure" y'all - not that nail polish signals transitioning to begin with), they're the latest chapter in the weird thrashing of Jenner's looks the media's always harped on. Anyone remember…

For funsies, you should send him a message saying you rubbed your genitalia on ONE of his personal effects but you'll never tell him which, and then watch him descend into madness, possibly burning everything cuz *cooties*!

Guys complain I friendzone them all the time... I'm fucking married! I'm unavailable to start with cause I'm pretty upfront about being a monogamous married gal. Still, they'll pursue unavailability. Them they make the very serious mistake of complaining, at which point I list all the ego-crushing reasons why they…

Is it just laying around? Did he piss off the Mob?

Thanks, I really needed spilled coffee on my keyboard!

I'm too drunk to come up with a full joke, so...

I'm less worried about the JLaw thing than I am about the whole "touched up more than a choir boy at the Vatican". WTF Joan Rivers? There are tons of touched up jokes that don't go straight to pedophilia. Like for example "touched up more than Joan River's face" - rumor goes 700 surgeries, non?

GACK! I was coming here just to comment on that one. It was the most irksome of all irksome commercials, not just for unrealistic expectation but utter stupidity. Because it wasn't just any teenager, it was the character's DAUGHTER. Somehow this poor woman is supposed to have the same pelvic circumference of the being…

Thanks, will definitely look for that article!

She did a duet with R-Kelly - if you have the time, check this link, which I think has a good timeline of all his legal woes

So hum, Gaga... we need to starve homophobes of money and cultural endorsements (agreed) but its totes cool to endorse and boost the career of a teen molester? I smell some disconnect here, if not outright hypocrisy. Or mayyybe she's paying lip-service to a popular cause with her target audience while on the other…

I find this not only insulting, but quite dangerous. I've known a few women (ok, two women) with eating disorders that found out "veganism" was a neat socially acceptable way to restrict in public (this is by no means a generalization of vegans, just a couple cases I encountered). I'm afraid this careless marketing…

Some were minors, hence the extra-scandal.

I'm not saying people who speak portuguse can't be latin@. I'm complaining that when I sometimes tell people I'm not latin because I'm not from "latin america" they tell me well, portuguese is a latin language and therefore you are latina.