I bought this thinking it would be a game about changing light bulbs but got some game about zombies and parkour instead.
Dead Island was one of those games I was looking forward to for years - years. I remember seeing a few screenshots for it back when I was still reading actual physical gaming magazines and thinking, "There is nothing like this." Flash forward to release, and an incredible CG promo that the game's hammy acting/writing…
Sounds like you're going into it with the right attitude.
In my case the only thing that holds value is the 3 months of PS+. I don't even think Sony really owes anything for the incident since we got so much for the Welcome Back program.
I don't mind zombies, but you're on to something here.
"Your Eyes Won't Believe This Man Can Actually Walk On Planks!!"
How do none of these mamas have stretch marks? What did I do wrong? I know I know, love your body blah blah blah, God I am furious with envy. I'm sorry, but I am.
Next gen is 7 years away. Let's do current gen!
Can we get a sequel now?
I'd like more Max Payne, but more original Max Payne, the third game was a travesty of epic proportions
"Perhaps he needs a hand."
I don't get the Internets obsession with Gabe newell, seems over the top and played out
You could argue the beginning of Dead Space 2 left you defenseless at the beginning... a massive monster breakout starts in front of your face and you're in a straight jacket having to struggle to get through the first few rooms.
The game Capcom would make if they actually knew what they were doing.
We'll let you out when we get 10,000 retweets.
As the managing attorney for the beardy in the lead photo, I wish to point out that my client has had no association with any "Squad" in the past, nor does he maintain one at this time.
That he is a lizard should be self-evident—but my client maintains that he does not now, nor has he ever been able to operate a…