Sittin' here with Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3, like a boss.

:D

I want warning signs outside of Chipotle / Taco Bell warning of the dangers of blown out buttholes and diarrhea-stained ceilings.

Lol... you could have definitely made me play BF3 instead of MW3 over the weekend. We just have one BIG problem.

hahaha... I don't know how I screwed that up and didn't realize it.

"Apple's demands of iPhone farriers..."

It wasn't for one specific person.

I can't wait for Wake Island. I loved that map and I will love it next month as well.

LOL.... IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD EVER REALLY BUY A COD GAME... TROLOLOLOL

More like daddy's Mercedes...

Ah ok... I don't know if I ever saw the AU Kotaku site before the update. I just know that it is, at the current state, more appealing.

Why does Kotaku Australia have a nicer Kotaku site? Seriously... If it was up to me I'd use that layout in a heartbeat compared to this one.

I hope Tommy is back.... favorite GTA character of all time.

Yea im pretty sure I spent more time running people down or trying to cause the biggest crime spree ever than actually playing through the story.

"I don't live in LA.... but i entered this contest anyway."

I'm feeling sick...

In reply to Chamoo232.... I wasn't talking about video games ;)

Only way to express my thoughts on video game violence.

Dogs count for points too.... not as much as pedestrians, but they still count.