We need to teach some motherfuckers what the word ‘climate’ means or I’ll erupt into flames on any given day I read conservative doubt-porn. It’s funny to laugh at their ignorance but not THAT funny, like a Trump presidency in many ways.

The French all knew what we were in for — Trompe (French for “Trump”, obviously) means ‘deceive’. PIXIES album “Trompe le Monde” (Fool the world) called it. #KnowledgeGasm

Shade = “good” irony I guess? Maybe what we need is for us all to go read some Dante and Pope to learn us good writing, provocation and editorial skills. Tight.

Whoa ..... I haven’t even been on Steam this year, really. Maybe I should make a game though? A round-based, strategy (j)rpg, with squads (ala ogre battle), set in the rural country side, with item crafting, multiple pathways to victory, some kind of online sharing component. How does that sound, anyone?

I introduced my friend to Terra Mystica and I will never win that game again :(

I literally turn into a salesman to avoid any awkward uncomfortable expectations from them (even though being a salesperson is my absolute nightmare) — I let them listen to 30 seconds, explain as clearly as I can what I like from the song and a bit of the technical aspects of it (e.g. ‘it has a clean guitar with…

Beautiful!!!! :)

Super Mario Bros. “feels kinda clunky”................. The Mario nerd in me is somehow furious when I read this.

I’d rather like to think we’re all in some kind of psychedelic or alien-birthed purgatory, but no, this is all just a big fucking waste of time, nothing more.

“Trump is basically Jesus of Nazareth y’all, a beautiful, handsome, white man who we all know was mean as shit, kept women in their place through assault and hated outsiders.”

Oikos is where it’s at. I don’t even know how evil Dannon is as a company (are they evil? Probably with such great yogurt) but I can’t stop with that stuff. Everything else tastes shit to me now.

One of my favorites, I really want there to be a direct sequel someday so I can return to Rogueport!

I was always intimidated by him, even in high school. I always found him hilarious in the end though, like a shaggy-dog joke except that it’s actually funny. There was always a lingering dread whenever I booted up AC on the Gamecube that I had forgotten to save and I would have to sit through a tirade.

Huh so this pops up on Kotaku once again right when I finally get my Wii hooked up again for the first time in maybe 2 years (busy student life, now graduated finally). I am looking forward to replaying Eternal Darkness, Paper Mario TTYD, and Tales of Symphonia.

Scanning big plants and the jet boost brings back memories of Metroid Prime.

I didn’t know the Christian metalcore scene was this well known!

I just wash my face with water and my hands. Am I a monster?

Catastrophe is crazy. Me and my girlfriend are watching it and while we find it hilarious, it is alarmingly realistic, we realize, even as barely 20-somethings without sustainable jobs and no plans of marriage for at least two years. And it scares us to death sometimes, but we’ve found that maybe it’s a good thing to…

Geez I’m not a woman and none of this makes sense. Am I a hopeless human being?

This is what I am thinking: this is officially one of those Dangerous Things One Does Not Even Fuck With. And that’s it really.