John Oliver’s brilliant nickname in his segment “Miss America Pageant” on Last Week Tonight hits the spot:

Fun fact about my upcoming-movie-prediction skills: I knew a movie about Nat Turner was inevitable, maybe a year or two ago. I’m PUMPED for this. I called The Revenant also a few years back, just saying. Sophie Germain is on my hotlist next. If it doesn’t happen in the next few years, I’ll make it HAHAHA I am a…

I used to love to dip my fries in a milkshake and no, that’s not just an innuendo.

I’ve always sucked hard at all iterations of Starcraft, but a Brood War professional match is one of my favorite things to watch.

Do you even trade, bro? A good Pikachu wrecks shit in that gym.

Hm, that’s why my roommate has a pair of boxers on the shower pole?I thought he was drying them out in a very bad spot for some reason. I don’t think well in the morning.

A movie about Sophie Germain??

I enjoy milkshakes.

Oooo kill ‘em fam, squad lowkey en fleek, tbh —me af, ily

I just spent the past 45 minutes learning about Fermat’s last theorem and Sophie Germain; now I’m hooked on 18th century mathematicians. I want to write a screenplay for a TV series about Germain — holy crap there’s a good story in there.

I’m a Seahawks fan, I don’t give a shit about any of this. It’s just football.

Every year I post a beautifully written sentence by King from “Letter from Birmingham Jail”, which is uncomfortably honest and real, especially for anyone that reads it today as they realize how close the pangs of segregation are to the society of today. Here it is:

John Williams is Star Wars as far as I’m concerned.

I’ve never been to Chipotle but I get a pork burrito from the nearby taco truck every day. It’s about as big a burrito as you can get for $5. I was severely mentally distressed when they closed down for four days over the holidays. I look forward to that burrito so much every day: jalapenos, rice, beans, cheese, pork,…

I did a double-take when I read “1989 Best Picture” and “Driving Miss Daisy”. I thought for sure that was a mistake because it had to have been My Left Foot, but, after double-checking, I realize I must have conflated it with another awards from that year or the fact that Daniel Day-Lewis won Best actor for the film.…

I liken it to mob mentality. As a whole the mob can push its practical (or abstract) moral standards in any way in which it chooses whereas each individual is likely to be far less extreme in a private or more personal context.

I like this quiz, I’m woke apparently, but I still don’t know what it means.

So you’re just jealous of us mutants? Or are you anti-mutant? Be careful or I might take off my got milk? branded sunglasses and blast you with tear ducts charged with whole milk (it’s a secret super-power all mutants have). Finally, a homily: Praise be to my superior mutant gene that makes possible the creation of…

It’s also frightening that on twitch chat it’s common to see “autism” used as an insult of sorts. It’s so unfunny, the autistic having done very little to deserve any negative attention, that even cards against humanity and Trump supporters would be shocked to see such an insult (South Park went into it full gore,…

Was going to say something like this, something like, “More brain damage = more Trump supporters”. Well, a star for you.