You might be on the wrong drug cocktail - there are tons and tons of possible combinations that have completely different effects. You also might have gotten a crappy therapist. You're right about the expense, though: that shit isn't cheap except with insurance. Any chance you can start by getting a better plan?

I've found the biggest assholes on the road drive bigass pickup trucks. I don't remember ever being tailgated by a BMW.

In high school, our youth group did a mission trip to one of the islands in the Bahamas (three days of "work" and four days of sailing and snorkling. Hard work, I know.). We had to tell the families that we worked with that we started at 9 AM, when really we were starting at 10 AM, just to insure they'd be there on…

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Unless you don't have health insurance. Then you just have to suck it up.

Screw that, as a fellow born in 1980 PA, im moving to the west coast so I can start being on time.

I moved to the midwest from the far superior sandwich world of the east coast (yeah, that's right, I'm a goddamn sandwich elitist!) and you literally have to tell any/everyone making you a sandwich "no mayo, please" and then you get looks like you're the one who's clinically insane for not wanting that…

I recently rescued a homeless dog and drove it to the shelter to track down its rightful owner in my 335xi.

True, but at least I have the goddamn decency and basic human empathy to never just assume someone wants mayonnaise on a sandwich. Baby steps towards a better tomorrow.

FUCK MAYO. It has NO god given right to have an automatic place on my sandwich. Who does it think it is? The fucking bread?

"So when I tell you that I know about sucking, you can believe it. I suck hard and I suck long"

You're free to ignore these posts, and the tweets they contain, of course. For me (and not in any way representing Deadspin's editorial stance, which I have never discussed with anyone), I think there's value in this sort of reminder that, for example, an NFL team drafting an openly gay player for the first time…

"Prominent?" They showed a couple kissing in celebration, which they have shown before. The only thing that makes this "prominent" is that both people in the couple had cocks.

All these people that are saying they're not against someone being gay, but don't throw it in our face. That sounds sooooo much like the '60's when people would say, "Yeah, you've got these rights now, but still know your place." So now it's "Don't get uppity with your gayness?" Such BS. Burneko, yours is a voice…

Yah never know what kinda person is in the car next you in traffic and what their state of mind is..

And I hate all of them.

someone made the conscious decision to pick up a filthy public toilet (where did the water go?), carry it for some time (necessitating intimate contact with it), and then throw into a crowd (where death is clearly a likely outcome). this is clearly the worst person alive.

During a press conference, police reported they have nothing to go on.

This would make sense if she didn't just try to defend Sterling and claim he's not a racist. She's just as awful.

Fucking 20/20. I hate how secretly recording your "right-hand arm man" and selling the tapes to TMZ is actually behavior that we are rewarding nowadays. Sterling is a piece of shit but she is no better.

Sometimes I just hate people.