Well lets see....First the company they licensed the original engine from went bankrupt when the game was about 50% completed....After losing that they were forced to start development over again....So then they decided to use the Darksiders engine, and again the game gets about 50% completed and then THQ going…

People can joke about Duke Nukem Forever as much as they want...

But I picked up my pre-order and enjoyed the fuck out of that game.

That's right, people.

I enjoyed Duke Nukem Forever.

They say this just for their own legal safety. In reality they pretty much don't care.

"I may have been the one who got beat upbut I sent plenty of kids home in tears. I also realize that I carried those ridiculous insecurities into adulthood. I still see people who attack me as the enemyand I strike back with the same ferocity as that seventh grader I used to be. I'm ashamed of that and embarrassed.…

Yeahhhh............. No it didnt.

This > ALL. As a matter of fact, I'm still laughing.

I always wondered, hoped even, that their N64 brought them as much enjoyment in its lifetime as they showed in the unwrapping of it.

Compared to ancient gladitorial games, viking tug-of-war, and Aztec beheading soccer, nothing is a sport.

IM black btw

>Give points to two bad strategy games.
>Completely ignores Civ V: Brave New World
Gandhi will remember this sleight.

Yay! I get to point out one that they missed!

Is that Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust?

And no shaky-cam or lense flares necessary to make these all fantastic

What is more pathetic - incessant bitching and moaning that you are calling out, or going into a public forum and bitching and moaning about how bitchers and moaners are pathetic?

Let me know when they do this for FF9. Until then, those that do get this I hope you enjoy it! =)

Mysterious barges surrounding the country, metal death horses, fiber optic landline connections...

Actually it was better. I didn't have to put up with annoying assholes every single day on message boards over video games.

In the long run will it matter? Since Youtube is already destroying everyone's channel. Youtube is hurting them, far more than we ever could. When they've finished destroying all of the channels on Youtube. We stop watching. Youtube and google, will ask, where did all the viewers go? Maybe we fucked up with this…

Shame it seems that it'll never come together. Keanu would have made for a great Spike.