PapaKyle
PapaKyle
PapaKyle

On 9/12 in my little “liberal” college town, some yahoos were marching with a “Nuke the Towelheads” banner and getting a distressing amount of support along the way.

Thank you.

Christ you’re right. It’s also my older brother’s birthday.

As someone who was in the Army during 9/11 I can personally say that I do not feel offended in anyway by kneeling football players. Obviously as one person among the ~1.3M people in the military, my opinion is anecdotal and not a blanket belief by all veterans, but I have a hard time imagining many of the other

Awww, fuck, it’s 9/11. Brace yourselves for Rudy Guiliani’s ghoulish face appearing in mirrors across the country screaming “Nine Eleven!” on the hour, every hour for the entire day.

Christ. Tragedy binds disparate peoples in common purpose because nothing unites like a threat from the outside. This is a very basic fact of the human condition.

That FOX wants to take one of the few events in our history that most Americans were able to unite around in some fashion (I was old enough to vote in the

The picture that inspired Nintendo to make the Switch.

or 3) your parents parlay it into your 15 minutes (or more) of fame. The kid gets a DeMarcus Lawrence jersey for Christmas, parents contact the Cowboys public relations people and arrange a whole thing where he meets DeMarcus again after a game, gets his new jersey signed in front of media people, goes on the Today

Lawrence really should be careful. Things like that can have repercussions later on in life.

Trump folded it like that so he could hold it up over his mouth to use it as a paper Bolton mustache to mock him.

Because it was put in an inside suit pocket. 

Best guess? He made it into a half ass paper airplane and threw it at him.

Moreover, why is it folded vertically? That's psychopathy right there. 

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

It’ll be nice when the Trump kids come over…

Joe Arpaio?

Aw hell nah, Miller is secure and happy in his Trump-whisperer Wormtongue role.

As for the missing fingers guy. I’m in the ‘no one is an asshole’ camp. It’s totally hilarious from his perspective, and come on. You’re definitely going to ask your coworker with MISSING FINGERS what the story is. You can’t not. If it’s an amazing story, then that’s an amazing story and totally worth hearing. If not