Atari’s E.T. game needs some kind of redemption:

Let’s all take a moment to be thankful that drama queen ref isn’t a cop.

Doesn’t Kevin Fahey know HE’S supposed to be the one who gets hand jobbed?

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

:)

Has it occurred to you that YOU might be a serial killer?

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

You know who steals scientific equipment? Team Zissou.

Plethora. Too much, eh? (I’m not crazy about myriad, either, as long as we’re talking about excessive ways to say “a bunch.”)

Zoinks.

As I understand it now, they ate everything that the catfish would have normally lived on, and so they were basically starved out by the invasive species.

“Should have.”

So this is next...

I have fished on the Illinois River around Starved Rock many times, and it’s kind of crazy to see all of these fish jumping behind your boat. 10 years ago, there were an absolute TON of them. Judging by the number jumping, you would think the entire river must have been filled shoulder to shoulder with them.